Meet, Vermin Supreme, a simple 'ole American who just wants to be president of the United States of America.
The veteran of American politics has set-up shop outside the Republican Party convention in Tampa, this week, 'vying' for the right-wing party's nomination. He says if he doesn't get it, he'll seek the Democratic nomination, against Barack Obama, in Charlotte next week.
According to The Canadian Press, his unique platform includes mandatory tooth brushing laws, zombie preparedness, money for time travel research and free ponies for all.
Supreme even has a website and has already raised $421.07!
Say what you want about this guy, but wouldn't you love to see a meeting between Prime Minister Harper and President Supreme?
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