8 months ago, Broken News Daily
An Austrian supermarket thought that it could package bananas better than banana peels already do. Then eco-friendly internet commenters trolled them into submission. Now the supermarket's Facebook page has been deleted. Serves 'em right for messing with nature's wrapping. Plus, in our second story, some British dude is crossing the Irish Sea on a hamster wheel. Shocking, right?! I mean, who knew Ireland had a sea?