Wildly Unhinged Boomer Social Media Fails That Made Me Laugh So Hard I Developed A Single, Solitary Laugh Line

Carley Suthers
·2 min read

1.It's giving "small d*ck energy":

Comment accusing someone of rudeness and making a personal remark about them

2.Sue has had enough of Juanita's interwebz lessons:

Comment thread discussing waffle maker uses. One commenter criticizes all-caps text; the original poster explains it's due to vision difficulty

3.But, the real question is whether she will bring some Law & Order to Trump's White House:

Woman in a thoughtful pose sits with her head resting on one hand, accompanied by critical text about Melania Trump

4.Weird flex, but okay:

Cartoon figure with a megaphone says, "In 50 years I've never put on a rubber," with colorful geometric background. Social media interface visible

5.And that's how you end up in situations like these:

Facebook post with humorous message: "We got your STD. Thanks for sharing!" surrounded by heart shapes

6.I totally read this in Cookie Monster's voice:

Screenshot of a Facebook post saying, "Why do me like big breast? Our instincts, reproduction..."
u/Totes_Not_an_NSA_guy / Via reddit.com

7.Gosh darn whippersnappers:

Text post about trying to order hotdogs but being told they're unavailable, while smelling them. Mentions Gen Z teens watching TikToks at a movie

8.Seems like someone got their OnlyFans and Facebook accounts confused:

Screenshot of a social media post with an angry reaction. A comment warns against sharing inappropriate content, threatening consequences

9."I feel God in this Chili's tonight":

A social media post about an "Urgent Alert" featuring a burger deal. Comments joke about the alert's importance

10.I think I would just try some melatonin:

Social media post asking for insomnia cures with a humorous reply suggesting prayer and warning about the devil
u/cherrychikaa / Via reddit.com

11.Just so everyone knows, Dennis wets his pants:

Social media post with comments discussing a visit to the Crossroads Center and a humorous story about Dennis's experience with wet pants

12.I could have gone my entire life without reading this:

A humorous post titled "Lovemaking tips for seniors" lists playful suggestions like wearing glasses, setting timers, and using extra grip

13.Yes, this is definitely the most concerning thing happening in the world right now:

Social media post: "I saw a car drive bad today. What is this world coming to!!!!" with options to like, comment, or send

14.Something tells me this was posted from the toilet:

Text reads: "I drank too much pruim juice this morning."
u/Next_Airport_7230 / Via reddit.com

15.Sounds like she could have used some "pruim juice":

Cartoon figure holding a birthday cake, with text about an uncomfortable bowel movement. Balloons and confetti in the background
u/Next_Airport_7230 / Via reddit.com

16.Sick burn from grandpa:

A Facebook profile picture shows a group photo and an inset of a child with a stroller. Status below: "I do not know anything in what is new. All I know is that I have a very unpleasant granddaughter."
u/PassiveAttack1 / Via reddit.com

17.Thanks for the info, Martin:

Text on a purple background reads: "I am not circumcised."

18.We all had a middle school textbook that expressed the same sentiment:

Facebook post showing a status update that says the user is "feeling in love" with a text post displaying the word "Penis."

19.And honestly, I have no words:

Text message complaining about someone leaving dog waste outside Tesco, leading to the sender's son falling face-first into it on his birthday

H/T: r/BoomersBeingFools and r/oldpeoplefacebook

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