The Internet Is Filled With Garbage, But These 21 Entitled Beggars Might Be The Trashiest You've Ever Seen

Hannah Dobrogosz
·3 min read

The internet is out of control!!! People hide behind their little profiles and act like they're owed the world for merely existing. It's bizarre. Here are some people whose bratty online behavior really got under my skin:

1.This person, who's hoping a stranger will bring them a grill because they're in the mood to barbecue:

Facebook post: User requests a free grill with delivery needed for a BBQ. Commenter offers a small grill but requests pickup. User insists on delivery. Emojis included
u/HalloIchBinToad / Via reddit.com

2.This absolute menace with the wildest wedding wishlist I've literally ever seen:

Text outlining wedding party requirements: host a party, gift $500+, buy a day-off gift $100+, attend events, sign contract for costs if rules not met

3.This person who wants you to pay their rent and watch their dog:

Post offering fully furnished one-bedroom apartment in Lincoln Square from Oct 6 to Nov 4 for $3000, exchange for dog sitting; vegetarian, drug-free home

4.This person who actually thinks they can secure a reliable and trustworthy babysitter for their three kids for only $10 a freakin' day:

Social media post seeking a reliable babysitter for three kids, Wednesday to Sunday, 2:00 PM to 8:30 PM, offering $50 a week for five days

5.This person who wants to charge you $4,500 to take their fence down:

Ad for chain link fencing: $4,500, self-removal required. Payment upfront. No refunds for damages. Photos and measurements available. 4 feet high

6.This person who will pay some sucker $200 a month to house and care for their FIVE cats:

Babysitter needed for 5 cats in user's home. Offers $200/month. Requires keeping cats in spare bedroom; friendly cats. Local vet reference needed

7.This person who will give you free rent if you provide 24-hour care for their ailing 89-year-old mother:

Summary of text: Seeking live-in female care assistant for 89-year-old with COPD. Free rent in exchange for care. Must be present at night, no couples

8.This goofy family who wants YOU to spoil THEIR kids while they're on a Disney vacation:

Van rear window text reads: "Disney Bound," "Help spoil our kids!" and offers up their Venmo handle

9.This person who essentially posted their shopping list in a Buy Nothing group:

Facebook post thanking people who sent pretzels and saltines, requesting Peter Pan peanut butter, cookies for tea, and more stamps

10.This person who decided to harass their colleague in hopes of getting free stuff:

Raffle notice for household item donations. Items needed include kitchen supplies, plastic bags, and more. Each item gets one raffle entry. Winner announced next week
u/plantanddogmom1 / Via reddit.com

11.This person who is struggling, so naturally, they think they should add another responsibility to their life:

Facebook post asking if anyone has a large dog to give away; single mom of two offers $5-$10

12.This young couple who wants a super cheap apartment, preferably in a Christian home, and free rides to work:

Facebook post requests a place to stay for a young couple near a specific area, ideally with Christian hosts. It mentions mentoring opportunities

13.This fool hoping to charge a tenant rent while also working them to the BONE:

Summary of a Facebook post seeking a long-term tenant. They must be a cook, communicator, and help with various chores. Rent payment in part via work

14.This person who saw an opportunity and took it:

Text conversation about interest in a dehumidifier, spare TV, and stereo. Includes location and follow-up message

15.This person who needs a free photographer (who is also willing to swallow $100 in expenses) for the "opportunity" to photograph her:

Request for a free photographer for a hot air balloon ride and Jiu Jitsu seminar shoot, with PM details for more info on the opportunities

16.This person who got absolutely owned in the comments (rightfully so):

Facebook post seeking a new or gently used stroller; commenter sarcastically suggests buying new at stores
u/lfgenia / Via reddit.com

17.This person who wants free kids' coats, but only if they're made by The North Face:

Facebook post asking for kids' North Face coats

18.This person who's looking to get their new home furnished for free (and wants free delivery):

Post seeking free household items. Needs beds, mattresses, white goods, and more for a three-bedroom house. they also want free delivery

19.This person who actually doesn't seem to want a used vacuum cleaner at all and should perhaps take a trip to Target instead of whining online:

Social media post humorously asking for a vacuum cleaner from a pet-free home due to smell and dust concerns
u/colorfullies / Via reddit.com

20.This person who wants a free personal chef for their family:

Text describing a job posting for a culinary student to cook meals three times a week, focusing on flexibility and meal prep for a family

21.And, this greedy Buy Nothing beggar who can't even be bothered to scroll through all the free items at their fingertips:

Facebook post in a buy nothing group: "Show me what's free, I’ll determine if I'm interested. Smoke-free homes only. Must drop off items."

H/T: r/ChoosingBeggars

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