29 Hilarious Tweets From Another Verrryyy Funny Week
Welp, the Olympics are over, which means...
Alright. Now that the Olympics is over, back to regular scheduled programming pic.twitter.com/DVwHt4qdWM
— Ki (@Kitranada) August 11, 2024
...I kid, I kid. But from the ending of the Olympics to all the random funny moments from last week, there are plentyyyy more funny tweets to share. Here ya go:
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“Taco Bell isn’t even good” Yeah I know. Sometimes the raccoon inside of me craves garbage. Leave me & my Crunchwrap alone
— Meg (@megannn_lynne) August 5, 2024
2.
I know a box of Cheez Its hate to see me coming
— T-Pain (@TPAIN) August 8, 2024
3.
Last time I visited my dentist I noticed that his light looks just like a water buffalo… pic.twitter.com/1BA6JALDKT
— Mothra P.I. (@Hardywolf359) August 5, 2024
4.
spent $300 on emergency vet just for them to tell me he basically was acting weird for attention pic.twitter.com/vRp3WSMxC8
— 🐈⬛ (@milosmiata) August 10, 2024
5.
We need to wrap him in bubble wrap for the rest of his life this can’t keep happening https://t.co/zGVm6C3t4B
— rev (@whyrev) August 6, 2024
Stewart Cook/Getty Images / Via Twitter: @whyrev
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When I say I’m getting fries for the table pic.twitter.com/hXRppqjtEm
— Elamin Abdelmahmoud (@elamin88) August 7, 2024
@KamalaHarris / Via x.com
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the early bird: https://t.co/y0oa9y9Xpr
— gian (@umm_gian) August 7, 2024
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Me after robbing alvin and the chipmunks https://t.co/iVDjyJ4Pnw
— rev (@whyrev) August 7, 2024
9.
You’ve got to be fucking kidding me pic.twitter.com/sB5ww9A1BJ
— WOOLIE “RUDY” WARDEN‼️ (@DJDumpsack_) August 9, 2024
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got in the lyft and the nice maybe 40 year old lady who was driving went “you ready baby?” pic.twitter.com/Ru8bsetJ6A
— coochie mane 🧪 (@lsdcuredme) August 9, 2024
11.
Someone recommend a good romcom so I can rub my feet together under the blanket and giggle!
— Zaynah Bear 🇹🇹 (@zaynahbear) August 11, 2024
12.
oh you're "genuinely curious"? should i call you george? get you a banana? fetch the man with the yellow hat?
— boe (@bigsquishyfrog) August 7, 2024
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RIP Edgar Allan Poe. You would have loved watching a beloved children's author slowly driven to insanity by black mold inside the walls of her castle.
— mkb (@MatthewKBegbie) August 5, 2024
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They did this at my high school to target me, the goth kid. So every day I wore a red Halloween 'devil' costume until they rescinded it. https://t.co/NMnDzZ4MjL
— mildred (@MildredVon) August 8, 2024
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i just know this bitch was having a BALL in my head when airport security asked me to open my suitcase and instead of warning that i packed tightly and my clothes would spill out i mistakenly said the bag was going to expl*de pic.twitter.com/RtEBOUfGO2
— Nickeeeee (@Nick__Nation) August 10, 2024
Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures / Via Twitter: @Nick__Nation
16.
every single picture of a Phryge mascot or plushie has had the aura of someone gently having a panic attack and dissociating in a public situation and I for one feel a great sense of kinship with it https://t.co/T98tMz1KlE
— Marie Le Conte (@youngvulgarian) August 10, 2024
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I fixed it. For me https://t.co/hS44Fucg1x pic.twitter.com/nDgd4MYZ5p
— pris (@pwiscila) August 6, 2024
18.
i’m not spending any money right now unless it’s an emergency, like if the culver’s flavor of the day is really good
— donner party bus (@ok_alriight) August 11, 2024
19.
Its going to be 33 degrees tomorrow. Perfect conditions for sitting in front of a computer screen all day and making money for a giant corporation if you ask me.
— Mike Townsend (@townsendyesmate) August 11, 2024
20.
In junior high I had a crush on a guy on my swim team whose legs looked like this but my friends and I didn't know his name so we called him "white feet" pic.twitter.com/M4YOf8ZAub
— non sequitur (@deeshka) August 7, 2024
21.
I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken.
— 𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 (@MoMohler) August 7, 2024
22.
Never losing my airpods again pic.twitter.com/MXmDr4WcOu
— Pablo Rochat (@PabloRochat) August 8, 2024
23.
went to the burrito store and the cashier said “you look like a teacher” I said “I am…” and she laughed so hard at being right that she cried and made all the chefs come look at my outfit should I kms
— tall melanie (@tallmeanie) August 8, 2024
24.
My 3 year old told me that when she was in my belly, she had toys to play with....and the toys are still in there.So that's terrible news.
— cur🐝 (@mommatofour_) August 7, 2024
25.
accidentally said “I want a redbull and a cigarette” around a pregnant woman at the pool and she looked wistfully into the water and said to herself “…Redbull….. and a cigarette :(“
— ♱ (@horrorlor) August 11, 2024
26.
getting crunk off the bob tonight 🙏🏻🙏🏻 pic.twitter.com/kniQG1FFHE
— pita al-gaib (@garlicpitachips) August 9, 2024
27.
when i’m at the bar and someone mentions taco bell pic.twitter.com/Ene5xqXra4
— 𝙰𝚂𝙷 🤺 (@ashelai_) August 7, 2024
28.
if i was a stay at home husband i would sit by the front door and whimper until my wife returned
— corb (@awshuqs) August 9, 2024
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me & a homie jumping to the same conclusions pic.twitter.com/kY1mksPJgV
— kyle cL (@kycarrerolopez) August 7, 2024
The Olympic Games / Via Twitter: @kycarrerolopez
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