These 'Christmas Vacation' Quotes Remind Us Why We Love the Movie So Much
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1) Clark Griswold
"Looks great. Little full, lotta sap."
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2) Clark Griswold
"Eat my rubber!"
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3) Aunt Bethany
"Do you hear it? It's a funny, squeaky sound!"
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4) Clark Griswold
"This isn't charity; it's family."
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5) Cousin Eddie
"Sh*tter's full."
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6) Clark Griswold
"Hey kids, look! A deer!"
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7) Ellen Griswold
"I'm sorry, this is our family's first kidnapping."
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8) Clark Griswold
"I was just looking at something for my wife, God rest her soul."
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9) Rusty Griswold
"Mom? This box is meowing."
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10) Grandpa Art
"What is it? A letter confirming your reservation at the nuthouse?"
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11) Clark Griswold
"Hallelujah! Holy sh*t! Where's the Tylenol?"
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12) Cousin Eddie
"If that thing had nine lives, she just spent 'em all."
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13) Clark Griswold
"We're gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas."
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14) Clark Griswold
"Surprised, Eddie?... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised."
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15) Ellen Griswold
"I don't know what to say, but it's Christmas, and we're all in misery."
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16) Clark Griswold
"Yes, it's a bit nipply out, I mean nippy out."
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17) Uncle Lewis
"You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant."
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18) Cousin Eddie
"You about ready to do some kissin'?"
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19) Clark Griswold
"Worse?! How could things get any worse? Take a look around you, Ellen! We're at the threshold of hell!!"
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20) Clark Griswold
"Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?"
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21) Clark Griswold
"Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn; the clean, cool chill of the holiday air; and an assh*le in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer."
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22) Margo Chester
"And why is the carpet all wet, Todddddd?"
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23) Cousin Eddie
"Save the neck for me, Clark."
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24) Clark Griswold
"Wouldn't be the holiday shopping season if the stores weren't hooter than they are—hotter than they are."
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25) Clark Griswold
"Dad, you taught me everything I know about exterior illumination."
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26) Clark Griswold
"It's not going in our yard, Russ. It's going in our living room."
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27) Cousin Eddie
"You ain't never seen a set on a dog like this one's got, Clark."
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28) Cousin Eddie
"Oh, he's just yakkin' on a bone."
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29) Aunt Bethany
"Is your house on fire, Clark?"
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30) Ellen Griswold
"Clark, we're stuck under a truck!"
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31) Clark Griswold
"Eat my road grit, Liver Lips!"
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32) Ellen Griswold
"Clark, Audrey's frozen from the waist down."
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33) Audrey Griswold
"Would it be indecent to ask the grandparents to stay at a hotel?"
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34) Ellen Griswold
"Welcome to our home—what's left of it."
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35) Clark Griswold
"Well, I'm gonna park the cars and get the luggage, and well, I'll be outside for the season."
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36) Audrey Griswold
"We're not driving all the way out here so you can get one of those stupid ties with Santa Clauses on it, are we, Dad?"
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37) Art Smith
"Hurry up, Clark. I'm freezing my baguettes off."
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38) Todd Chester
"Hey Griswold, where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?"
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39) Clark Griswold
"Bend over and I'll show you."
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40) Clark Griswold
"Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Happy Hanukkah."
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