Completely Wild Moments You Forgot Happened During MTV's 'Cribs'

Once upon a time, someone at MTV was like, "I have an idea: What if we get celebrities to let us inside their homes and we put it on TV." For some inexplicable reason, people agreed to this concept and, hark, Cribs was born. This show is best described as aesthetically bizarre, and offers a delightful glimpse into what happens when you have more money than you know what to do with.

Things that I am not making up even a little: a living room jacuzzi instead of a living room couch, a shower that fits up to 30 people, a sneaker collection that's basically a store, a Ferrari that's secretly a bed, and the contents of some very alarming fridges. From Beyoncé to Ludacris and Adam Levine to Alanis Morissette, literally every celeb who was relevant in the early 2000s could be found showing off their mansion on Cribs. Time to take a look back at the most memorable (by which I mean utterly confusing) moments.

Some people keep food in their fridge. 50 Cent keeps bulk amounts of Vitamin Water. Don't question it.

Honestly, never thought I’d say it but...TFW Aaron Carter's dog is living a better quality of life than you.

For some reason, Adam Levine felt the need to decorate his bedroom wall with a forest, and his girlfriend’s face probably says it best: 😐

This is Alanis Morissette's "meditation area," where she informed viewers "sometimes I sit on my laptop." Sounds really restorative!!!!

Oh this? Just Ashton Kutcher's blanket "from when I was a kid," which he still sleeps with as a fully formed adult man.

Two things: 1) I am desperate to know if Beyoncé still owns this bedroom furniture, and 2) her bed is the same one from Devil's Advocate starring Keanu Reeves.

Poor Devon Sawa was genuinely so proud to show off his DVD collection. Bless.

According to DJ Khaled, this shower holds 30 people. Do with that information what you will.

I know this photo is wildly blurry, but I simply had to include how excited Emmy Rossum was to show off these extremely mediocre speakers.

Carole Baskin would f*cking love that table.

I know a lot of you have been wondering whether or not the Hanson Brothers have a giant nude lady painting in their house, and the answer is yes! They do!

WHAT. AM. I. LOOKING. AT.

Nothing to see here, just Joey Fatone's shrine to the members of NSYNC. I'm sure Justin Timberlake also has one of these in his home.

Caution: Looking too long at this creepy Winnie the Pooh chair from JoJo's definitely-not-staged home might curse you.

We've reached the sneaker collection portion of this program. And if Josh Hutcherson's obsession seems intense, allow me to present...

Not not convinced this isn't a sneaker store's warehouse.

If you are someone who keeps all your ex-boyfriend's stuff shoved in a shoebox inside your closet, please be advised that Kelly Rowland is right there with you.

Everyone please meet Kim Kardashian's stripper pole, a very regular thing to have installed in one's bedroom.

What, do you not have an entire room dedicated to pictures and memorabilia from your own life?

Ludacris painted his entire hallway to look like a swamp, and honestly I've never felt more at home.

Why bother with living room furniture when you can just stick a jacuzzi in the middle of the floor and call it a day, you know?

Actually, why bother with living room furniture when you can just have a stark, bare, and possibly haunted mattress lurking in the middle of your house?

In more questionable decorated living room news, I present Joseph Kahn, who owns approximately two chairs—one of which is from Britney Spears' "Stronger" music video.

Missy Elliott decided she wanted to turn her Ferrari into a bed, so she turned her freakin' Ferrari into a bed, mmmkay? Also buckle up because we're going on a mini Missy house tour.

This is a chair that is also a fish tank. That is all.

Missy also has a Versace bed, in case you were wondering, which I'm sure you were.

It's called subtlety, ever heard of it?

This dining room table is actually made of several smaller dining room tables all joined together to create one massive monster table, thanks for your time.

Now that we've moved on from Missy, allow me to present Melissa Joan Hart's paper towel dispenser made from her own doll, next.

"How do you do, fellow kids?"

Things Pamela Anderson said during this house tour: "I collect a lot of depression glass and oil paintings" and "I love wicker."

This entire episode went by without one single person explaining why they had a dead tree in the house.

Hi, here's Ray J with the collection of Brandy dolls he keeps on his mantle! World's most supportive brother.

Welp, Rob Zombie's house is just about as terrifying as you'd expect.

This bed is 50 feet long by 70 feet wide. In other words, a total normal and ordinary length that makes total sense.

The dude from Sugar Ray might not have a hot tub in the middle of his living room, but he has this bird clock that "chimes a different bird call every hour," so.

T-Pain has an entire arcade in his house and meanwhile I'm still waiting for my Nintendo Switch to arrive in the mail.

Tyrese's version of the Last Supper is dedicated to musicians who have passed away, and honestly it's perfect.

Things Usher keeps in his kitchen: more fruit than one human could possibly consume and several bottles of water. That's it. That's all.

Only including Willa Ford's bra closet as a reminder to myself to actually get dressed and maybe put on a bra today.