Rahul rises to the top of 'The Great British Bake Off' in bread week
The Great British Bake Off has a clear frontrunner after Rahul was named Star Baker for a second week, winning a place in viewers’ hearts with his lack of confidence.
Rahul was a bag of nerves all episode as he stressed about living up to last week’s win, but it didn’t stop him from baking his way to success once more as fans fell over themselves offering to be his new best mate.
But before we get to that…step forward Paul Hollywood, it’s your special subject – bread week!
Paul: It’s going to be interesting to see how they turn out.
Translation: Prepare to be destroyed. #GBBO— British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff) September 11, 2018
This week’s theme sorts the contestants into two categories – those competitive and foolhardy enough to try to create something even more historically significant than Paul’s bread lion from series 6, and those who wisely understand that it is a feat never to be beaten and only to be referred to in hushed tones.
Paul Swansea’s bread lion remains the standard by which all #GBBO #BreadWeek creations must be measured. IT HAD ROSEMARY SPRIGS FOR WHISKERS, FOR GOD’S SAKE. 🍞🦁👌 pic.twitter.com/9NGqtEibCf
— Jason Evans (@EvansTheCrime) September 11, 2018
Excitement for the show heated up in now-traditional style, by tweeting your best song puns on the week’s theme. These ones rose to the occasion…
The song and the band. THE SONG AND THE BAND PEOPLE. 👏🥖👏🍞👏#BreadSongs #BreadWeek #GBBO https://t.co/vRYr99qtHT
— British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff) September 11, 2018
Maroon 5 She Will Be Loaved
Arctic Roll Monkeys Mardy Bun
Kelly Clarkson Brioche of You
Elton John and Kiki Dee Doughnut Go Baking My Heart#BreadWeek #BreadSongs #GBBO — Tina Bruce (@MrsTeenyB) September 11, 2018
The Signature Bake
Easing us into the episode was a Chelsea bun challenge, although we were momentarily distracted by Karen who seems to be rivaling Noel Fielding for wacky outfits.
This week she was sporting a tie-without-collar and bright red beret combo, followed later by a suit inspired by either Beetlejuice or Robin Thicke, depending on who you consider scarier.
Merry Beret. #GBBO pic.twitter.com/fnVimeOHLV
— British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff) September 11, 2018
Antony went for an ambitious breakfast-themed recipe that included bacon, caramel and raisins, Ruby chose a delicious-sounding gujarela (carrot and milk) filling, and Karen did her favourite flavour – Bakewell.
There was a hairy moment for Terry, when he admitted to making a mistake in his sugar sprinkling technique as his buns went in the oven, declaring “oh, my life”.
TERRY NO WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME EVERY SINGLE WEEK #GBBO
— Emma Blackery (@emmablackery) September 11, 2018
Meanwhile, hearts broke all over the country when we learned that Rahul, nervous about living up to last week’s Star Baker title, bakes to make friends.
‘He now bakes regularly to make new friends’ may be the saddest sentence i have ever heard. I’ll be your mate Rahul and it won’t cost u a cake. #gbbo
— Pete Wotherspoon (@PeteWotherspoon) September 11, 2018
‘Rahul bakes regularly to make new friends’ is the most heartbreaking line I’ve ever heard.
I’ll be your mate, Rahul. #GBBO
— lexy (@lexyyyD) September 11, 2018
Dan earned this episode’s first Hollywood Handshake with, according to Paul, “annoyingly perfect” Chelsea buns.
However, Ruby was told her flavour didn’t sit right in a Chelsea bun, whilst Prue Leith and Paul both deemed Antony’s creation “dry, dry, dry”.
And Manon’s complaint that she just couldn’t find the range of bakeries in the UK that there were in France did not go down well with Paul or the viewers.
Manon: "In France we have a bakery every five minutes".
Uh, so do we, hun. #GBBO #BreadWeek pic.twitter.com/rubcgC4rYO— Rachel Morgan #FBPE (@RachelMorganMFL) September 11, 2018
Who won the Technical Challenge?
Garlic naan breads may have seemed like a simple enough order from Paul and Prue, but it set in motion a chain of utter panic in the Bake Off tent.
Most of the contestants said they’d never made naan before, and issues ranged from not knowing what shape they should be, to overcrisping in the oven (can a bread ever be too crisp?).
The bakers may have been struggling with the bread, but lots of viewers were having a problem with something else.
THEY KEEP SAYING NAAN BREAD. NAAN MEANS BREAD. YOU KEEP SAYING BREAD BREAD FFS #GBBO pic.twitter.com/zVMejeyV4N
— Suzanne Azzopardi (@TheAzzo) September 11, 2018
Kim-Joy, usually so precise, was ranked last and told by Prue that her naans were inedible.
But next – come on, Terry! The moustachioed wonder was crowned the winner of the Technical Challenge with delicious, flaky, perfect breads that had us reaching for the takeaway menu.
Surely, it’s a popularity contest between Rahul and Terry from here to the final?
Your love for Rahul continues to rise… #GBBO #BreadWeek pic.twitter.com/1197ARj0GP
— British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff) September 11, 2018
The Showstoppers
Korovai? No, we’d never heard of it either, but it’s a celebratory bread structure that’s featured at weddings and looks incredibly impressive. We hope.
Amazingly, Kim-Joy themed her korovai, or kit-ovai, on a cat wedding, which sounded like a storyline worthy of The Mighty Boosh.
All cat weddings must come with a flea-nuptial claws. #GBBO @noelfielding11 pic.twitter.com/aGfVR7dEew
— British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff) September 11, 2018
Despite offering the bakers a hefty five hours, it still wasn’t enough given the mammoth task facing them and many struggled to finish in time.
But judging time waits for no baker and the contestants had to serve up whatever they could manage – starting with Kim-Joy’s incredible cat cake.
There’s cute, there’s really cute and then there’s Kim-Joy’s showstopper. #GBBO pic.twitter.com/9KektlYnZO
— British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff) September 11, 2018
Paul and Prue were bowled over by Rahul’s swan-covered design, and out hearts melted as he held back tears at the praise. Rahul has to be the clear favourite now.
Ruby is still storming through the challenges, too, with Paul telling her that her bake was “perfection”, but Jon and Antony both underwhelmed with the look and taste of their breads. However, we do need to take a moment to acknowledge the zip line that Antony included on his korovai.
Manon was told by Paul: “The design is impeccable, but everything inside is wrong”, while Prue added that the overuse of orange water made it taste like bubble bath.
Honest Break Up Lines… #GBBO pic.twitter.com/smqwvbdSIn
— British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff) September 11, 2018
Terry and Briony both underbaked their korovais, leaving the nation clutching their heads in frustration – will Terry ever just have an easy pass into the next week?
Who went out?
Let’s get the bad news over with – Antony is out.
He had an absolute shocker of a bread week, with underbaked breads, timing issues and a lack of decoration on his korovai that even that stupendous bird zipline could not make up for.
“I’m leaving, but still happy tears”
We’re so sad you’re going Antony, but so happy we met you. #GBBO pic.twitter.com/BBe5qGR3TP— British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff) September 11, 2018
Antony spends 5 hours baking a fully functioning dove zipline
Paul: "It's simple"#GBBO— innocent drinks (@innocent) September 11, 2018
Who won Star Baker?
Rahul is on fire! For the second week in a row, he was crowned Star Baker – not that you’d know it by his reaction.
The good news seemed to tip poor Rahul over into an even greater state of nerves than he started out with, as he tearfully acknowledged his win.
Long live King Rahul, and hopefully his confidence will rise as much as his bread did.
It’s been emotional. #GBBO pic.twitter.com/Vas6Sj3b1D
— British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff) September 11, 2018
Tonight’s highlight
Rahul. Just everything about him. He’s our highlight of the series, never mind the episode.
From his bid to win friends by baking, to his delight at seeing two passing peacocks, to his second victory, Rahul was the best of Bake Off tonight.
Rahul encountering pheasants. One of life’s simple pleasures. #GBBO pic.twitter.com/TLhIHs1uq1
— British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff) September 11, 2018
This show’s become an hour of me wanting to give Rahul a hug and tell him everything’s going to be ok. #gbbo
— Dave Turner (@mrdaveturner) September 11, 2018
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