My Body Is Physically Sore From Cracking Up At The 20 Funniest Black Tweets From The Week
Hi everyone, and welcome back to the funniest series on BuzzFeed — the weekly Black Twitter roundup. This week's jokes were nothing short of hilarious, so let's dive right into the laughs:
1.
It’s 7pm Friday ☀️ pic.twitter.com/Ea3PYJdEBk
— Brooklyn White-Grier (@brooklynrwhite) July 5, 2024
@GloTheofficial @brooklynrwhite / Via x.com
2.
Kendrick picked 2 holidays to beat his ass on, the black one and the white one 🤣🤣 https://t.co/Kv6tfwraLn
— Madam THIQUE (@Forever_Tasha) July 4, 2024
@Forever_Tasha / @Sancityx
3.
😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/hSDBZ2uiXG
— Mesh🇧🇧 (@rahsh33m) July 8, 2024
@rahsh33m
4.
I saw Method Man last night. He was trying to be lowkey but I immediately knew it was him. We locked eyes and I literally was like pic.twitter.com/oDRqeanE2t
— Mel 🤭 (@TheBaddestMitch) July 6, 2024
Hulu / @TheBaddestMitch
5.
My aunt got a scammed on Facebook I’m so sad for her but why tf would Denzel Washington be asking you for money 😭😭😭
— ♎️⚖️ (@Da_Gift_Tiff) July 2, 2024
@Da_Gift_Tiff
6.
My man was taking a bikini picture of me yesterday and said suck in your stomach and I— like thank u for the direction but???
— G (@genesissco_) July 6, 2024
@genesissco_/status
7.
Black people never put their Water up, 24 pack always on the floor by the kitchen 😅😂
— She Calls Me “Thaddy” 🐻 (@4EverThad) July 3, 2024
@4EverThad
8.
it’s been raining heavily here since 5am, but my baby brother is hell-bent on going to school because it’s his turn to write the names of noise makers today😭
— BeautifulThuggerGirl🐍 (@nancyegbo) July 3, 2024
@nancyegbo
9.
My mom’s name is Sithulisile Ngwenya Tell me why these white people google translated her name now sis wants to sue them 😂😂😂😭 pic.twitter.com/FONYI3C4w5
— im_basi (@im_basi2411) June 30, 2024
@/im_basi2411
10.
next inside out movie riley gottaget high i wanna see if the emotions gon tweak
— bran (@lilbran33) July 1, 2024
@lilbran33
11.
omg my lil sister just got a whooping and told my momma “that dont hurt”😭😭😭
— EMPRESS🌺 (@prettyemp1) July 2, 2024
@prettyemp1
12.
my grandma house haunted all i keep hearing is “ baddie baddie shot o clock “🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️ pic.twitter.com/hrsLlmQL9a
— MDIDDY (@rightherestylin) July 1, 2024
@rightherestylin
13.
We fukced up out here Mo https://t.co/jcVS35knr3
— 18☘️ (@MVPGO) July 2, 2024
@MVPGO
14.
i jus b @ wrk thinkin like damn dese folkz dont even kno i got swag fr
— F ☆ (@ffantafantom) July 5, 2024
@ffantafantom
15.
i be in ubers lying like a mf just for the plot i was taking my momma her suitcase he like oh you leaving town i was like yes & tried to keep it cute he asked for? i said im going to paris to help fight for equality for plus size women in the fashion industry 💀💀💀💀💀💀
— oneek (@auqeno) July 2, 2024
@auqeno
16.
Me as an Inside Out emotion: pic.twitter.com/EEq7K0FoQu
— Kay (@therealkay0) July 5, 2024
Hulu / Disney+ / @therealkay0
17.
The ride home after you get your hair done be so dangerous. I done hit 3 curbs and 2 dogs . Idc . My story need to see ts in 4K
— BiG NiCOLE 🖤 (@niicole__nicole) July 5, 2024
@niicole__nicole
18.
It’s been 95 degrees ever since glorilla said that shit 😭
— BRE DA TALK😅💫 (@breyonceeeeeee) July 6, 2024
@breyonceeeeeee
19.
i made my cousin “pho” (it was nasty as fuck) & he talm bout “this not pho this fuck outta here” 😭
— 🥢 (@mypetaco) July 6, 2024
@mypetaco
20.
America been a bitch all year and think somebody comin to her birthday????Absolutely not Sis.
— Gabby Sidibe (@GabbySidibe) July 4, 2024
@GabbySidibe
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