7 pieces of Rob Ford memorabilia we'd like to see on eBay

Toronto's former mayor is holding an auction.

On Friday, Rob Ford announced on Twitter that he's selling off some "collectibles," with 10% of the proceeds going to cancer research organizations. (Whether the other 90% will be used to fund the Scarborough subway remains unclear.)

So far, he's only posted one item, a map of Toronto's Port Lands that hung in his Ward 2 office. A nice piece for the cartographically-inclined, sure, but hardly an iconic bit of Rob Ford history.

If he really wants to raid the vaults and raise some money for liposarcoma, we've thought of a few items that might start a bidding war or two.

1. Rob Ford's city council sippy cup

For those days when work is just dragging on too long, everyone's asking you for favours, to answer questions... Those days when you just want a nice glass of cold 2% at your desk: The Rob Ford Sippy Cup.

Bidding starts at $2,500.

2. The Authentic 'I Have Smoked Crack Cocaine' Retro NFL Tie

Have any die-hard Houston Oilers fans in your life? Early-90s NFL enthusiasts? How about #TOpoli junkies who want to remember one of the most remarkable press conferences in recent Fordian history?

Bidding starts at $2,900.

[ UPDATE: It's happening. Rob Ford's crack confession necktie for sale on eBay ]

3. Rob Ford Mayor fridge magnet

It's always wise to start your day with a little bit of inspiration. Every morning when you reach for your OJ, let Rob Ford remind you that there's never a bad time to campaign. Even in the midst of a tense community meeting almost a year and a half before an election, why not go slap some stickers on cars?

Bidding starts at $49.

4. Whatever it was that Rob Ford was reading while driving

Hey, you're a busy person. Maybe you've had a sleepless night, maybe you were out on the town, and important memos have piled up on your desk. Obviously you don't want to come to work unprepared, so you multitask. No harm, no foul. Rob Ford understands.

So frame this copy of whatever it was he deemed too important to put down while driving 70 km/h on a highway during the morning rush.

Bidding starts at $199.

5. The "Cut the Waist" scale

Having trouble following up on that New Year's Resolution? Trying to become the best version of yourself? Well why not follow in the mayor's deep footprints with daily, public weigh-ins on the "Cut the Waist" scale?

Bidding starts at $4,000

6. The city hall football

Spring is just around the corner (we swear!), which means it's time to put on your best suit and track jacket, head on over to Nathan Philips Square, and trip over your own feet in front of TV cameras.

Bidding starts at $10,000

7. An irreparably-damagaged TV camera

Bidding starts at $1. (Replacing the lens will be expensive.)