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Ghost Singles ensures no one haunts alone

Lonely dead folks seeking love this Halloween season needn't look any further, GhostSingles.com has all of your romantic needs covered. (Image courtesy ghostsingles.com)

A new online dating site is filling a gaping void in the industry by offering love opportunities for ghosts.

Lonely dead folks seeking love this Halloween season needn't look any further, GhostSingles.com has all of your romantic needs covered. Choose from potential lovers that match your profile, including the year you died, your former marital status and your build: wispy, airy, ethereal, smoky or even cloudy.

It's free to join and you needn't worry about any living creepers trying to sweep you away — the fleshy aren't welcome here. Nor are zombies or vampires welcome, the website says, because that would just be weird. Those looking to dance in abandoned ballrooms or meet a hopeless romantic and never kiss him, because that would be impossible, this is the site for you.

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The joke website has made headlines and brought chuckles as Halloween approaches, with its spooky take on love and advice to ghosts to "get an afterlife."

While GhostSingles.com isn't particularly useful in the land of the living, it joins a list of other, real dating websites that cater to very specific romantic tastes and life situations. AshleyMadison.com, for example, is designed for married couples seeking an affair, and Women Behind Bars connects partners with incarcerated women.

Those who want to feel like they're looking in a mirror every day can join FindYourFacemate.com, where facial recognition software matches people by their appearance. If appearance is especially important, consult beautifulpeople.com.

Sea Captains needn't feel left out of the dating scene either; Sea Captain Date will suit their seafaring ways just fine.

Prefer the fake kind of dating website? Head straight to SuperHarmony.com, where Batman and Poison Ivy await your introduction.