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Kim Kardashian butt portrait recreated by artist using his penis as a paintbrush

She may not have broken the Internet, but Kim Kardashian's risque appearance in Paper magazine has inspired everything from a christmas ornament to a seemingly endless supply of butt memes.

Now one artist has taken things a step further – and arguably, a step too far.

Uwe Max Jensen, a 44-year-old Danish performance artist, has painted a recreation of the famous butt photo using his penis as a brush.

"I have my penis in one hand and the canvas in the other," Jensen told the Daily Dot. "I have a very skilled penis, art-wise."

OK, we'll just take your word for that.

To answer your first question, his flaccid penis was dipped into acrylic paint to create the unique 11-by-15-inch painting. He said it took about 8 to 10 hours to create the portrait.

Jensen, previously best known for decapitating a sculpture of the Little Mermaid, said that his natural ... um ... gift helped in the accuracy of the painting.

"If one is ill-equipped, it is difficult to reproduce the small details," the told the Copenhagen Post. "But if one is well-endowed, it is easier to produce a better painting."

Well, at least it's good to know that someone put his penis to good use.

(Photo via Twitter)