It's a surfer, it's a terrible criminal ... no — It's Florida Man!
A Twitter account under the title 'Florida Man' is getting media attention by documenting the madness that is crime in the Sunshine State.
"Real-life headlines about the world's worst superhero," the account description reads.
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Florida Man gathers headlines that include the words, you guessed it, 'Florida Man' and the result is a disturbing profile of the inexplicable decisions made by male Florida residents who don't have anything better to do, than, say, attack people with sharp objects and peanut butter.
Florida Man Attacks Three Women With Sword And Peanut Butter Sandwich | bit.ly/OZOguG
— Florida Man (@_FloridaMan) February 10, 2013
There won't be a multi-million dollar movie deal for this superhero, folks. But he is building evidence for a trend others have noticed — Florida is completely off its rocker.
Drunk Florida Man Tries To Use Taco As ID After His Car Catches Fire At Taco Bell | bit.ly/oiVpS7
— Florida Man (@_FloridaMan) February 11, 2013
Florida Man has more than 11,000 followers to date and no shortage of material to keep the Twittersphere buzzing.
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Thanks to one Twitter user who responded to the last tweet, we now know Florida Man's kryptonite.
@_floridaman As a Florida resident, it makes sense to me that Florida Man's kryptonite would be traffic signs.
— Adam White (@palehorse864) February 10, 2013
Drive on into the night, Florida Man.