Save from an unlikely edict coming down from the province or a Trading Places-esque scenario in which Ford is swapped out for a doppelganger named Slurpy, it seems the man at the heart of an alleged crack video scandal could finish out his term.
As his office staff flees and daily allegations of impropriety rain down, the populist mayor continues to ignore what seemed could be a career-ending controversy.
"I'm not stepping aside," Ford told reporters on Thursday, after two more staffers tendered resignations. "I'm running in the next election. Things are doing great and we're doing fine."
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