Man Writes Book On How To Convince Women To Get Bigger Breasts

A man in America has written a book to teach men how to convince their partners to get a boob job.

This modern day Prince Charming, Ivan LeCasque, has penned ‘The How To Convince Her To Get Bigger Breasts Manual’ after successfully persuading four partners to go under the knife.

Yes this is real and no apparently it is not illegal in the US to be this creepy.

Before we all grab our pitchforks of moral indignation and torches of ‘This guy? REALLY?’, LeCasque claims that he is actually helping couples and their sex lives.

"I can understand how shallow that would seem, but when you’re going to be with somebody for 40 or 50 years, should you really resign yourself to a sex life that’s not satisfying," claims the Miami resident.

The 49-year-old has persuaded four women to have breast augmentations, including his current partner Victoria who went from a 26D to a 26K at his request.

Victoria was only too happy to go under the knife for her beau and while she claims that every woman has the right to choose, she believes it is their duty to please their men.“It’s wrong not to pander to men,” says the 47-year-old.

“If the man prefers blondes, she should be blonde. Why not give in to their fantasies?”

Ah yes, why not Victoria? What harm can it do to pump yourself full of chemicals on the whim of a man whom you may or may not spend the rest of your life with? Why not drastically alter your body to please a man, in essence turning yourself into little more than a pleasure-bot build specifically to his specifications and designed for one thing only – to bring him unadulterated joy. Well, until he finds something else wrong with you and moves on to the next one.

Alas, LeCasque hasn’t always been quite so successful when broaching the subject of breast implants with ladies and blames his poor asking technique for the breakdown of his first marriage.

When LeCasque’s first wife asked him what his sexual fantasies were, Ivan jumped at the chance to tell her: “I wish you had bigger breasts.”

Here’s a little hint Ivan – when your wife offered to fulfil your wildest desires, she probably meant joining the Mile High Club or dressing up like Princess Leia not undergoing major cosmetic surgery.

Instead of realising how hurtful and insulting it is to tell your spouse that something about their body (over which they have no control) is stopping you from finding them attractive, LeCasque instead decided to work on his technique.

Yep, because that was the reason you guys broke up.

Four partners and countless cup sizes later, LeCasque has sold 3,500 copies of his book worldwide. If that number doesn’t make you want to just give up on humanity right now then you’re made of stronger stuff than us.

Ever the gentleman, Ivan always pays for his ladies to have their boobs pumped up and has spent over $20,000 so far on implants.

“It’s typical that the gentleman pays for dinner and pays for breast augmentations.

“She does the work in carrying around the extra weight, so it seems only reasonable that I would pay for it.”

A boob job is not quite the same as treating your girlfriend to a cheeky Nandos on a Sunday afternoon though is it Ivan?

Even LeCasque himself points out that if men do take the plunge and decide to ask their partners to get bigger boobs they need to be prepared to deal with the inevitable response.

Now, how to sensitively tell a man you wish his c*** were bigger…

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