24 Funny Pre-Election Tweets Because If It's Going To Be Chaos, We Might As Well Be Laughing
In case you live under a rock, like this person, the presidential election is tomorrow.
— Sherry (@SchrodingrsBrat) November 3, 2024
Please!!! If you haven't already, go vote!!!
I, a person who spent way too much time doomscrolling Twitter today, did not relate Nov. 5 to the Sephora sale. (Though, now I'm considering losing my sanity and money, too, tomorrow. Thanks!!!) Instead, I was commiserating, liking, and hoping for any shred of information that would give me more details about tomorrow's election.
Did I get any new insights? Not really. Did I enjoy many memes that calmed my pre-election jitters? Yes, and here they are now for you:
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Monday before the election pic.twitter.com/BHxWdiHC8M
— 💫 (@heyjaeee) November 4, 2024
A24 / Via Twitter: @heyjaeee
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Friendly reminder that from now until Wednesday, we are living in the metaphorical equivalent of an airport lounge. Calories don't count. Money doesn't matter. No one will judge you for having a beer at 10am.
— Katie Howland (@katieshowland) November 4, 2024
3.
Putting seasonal depression on the back burner so I can focus on my election anxiety
— Midge (@mxmclain) November 4, 2024
4.
this is my electoral map prediction for tuesday because this country is COOKED https://t.co/dpYtShQ7uf
— doomer (@uncledoomer) November 4, 2024
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feeling rested, recharged, and ready to take on this totally normal week pic.twitter.com/TDr1mch9cB
— keely flaherty (@keelyflaherty) November 3, 2024
Universal Pictures / Via Twitter: @keelyflaherty
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Me talking about Ann Selzer (who I found out exists one hour ago) pic.twitter.com/aGU8oLO2zx
— Ben Yahr (@benyahr) November 3, 2024
ABC / Via Twitter: @benyahr
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libbing out so hard that im fantasizing about a blue texas
— lauren (@lau_lauren_) November 3, 2024
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Yall imagine if joe Biden never dropped out hsgsgsvsvdvhd
— 🇧 🇪 🇳 (@dontbebleak) November 3, 2024
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this election is too close, please don’t perform woman’s world 😩 https://t.co/xEw0Tr3coY
— Kevin Maisto 🥥🌴 (@kevinmaisto) November 3, 2024
Disney/Art Streiber/Getty Images / The White House Kamala Harris Official Portrait / Via Twitter: @kevinmaisto
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What a terrible week to already have a lifelong anxiety disorder
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) November 4, 2024
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We're just supposed to like sit here and work?
— Andrew Strauss (@straussanator) November 4, 2024
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my work calendar completely packed this week pic.twitter.com/WYmRL29px5
— Trung Phan (@TrungTPhan) November 4, 2024
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— Khalid El Khatib (@kmelkhat) November 4, 2024
NBC / Via Twitter: @kmelkhat
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Ever think about this? pic.twitter.com/AI4UyTyWHi
— Fireborn 🇺🇸🇵🇸🇺🇦 (@firebornnn) November 3, 2024
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My prediction for Tuesday pic.twitter.com/i1NMuQuGcD
— Thinkwert (@Thinkwert) November 3, 2024
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don’t ask me to do anything for the next 72 hours, i will be immobile in front of my anxiety screens and that’s all i can handle
— Matt Bellassai (@MattBellassai) November 4, 2024
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I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.
— Christina Garnett (@ThatChristinaG) October 29, 2024
18.
CNN should let Anderson Cooper get drunk on election night
— Nick Manes (@nickrmanes) November 3, 2024
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— Rick Reilly (@ReillyRick) November 2, 2024
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Me texting Kamala back on Wednesday: “OMG sorry JUST saw these. Do you still need thirty dollars?”
— Robby Slowik (@RobbySlowik) November 4, 2024
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last week of the election pic.twitter.com/s8Sw41g2QU
— David Wright (@DavidWright_7) October 29, 2024
Paramount Pictures / Via Twitter: @DavidWright_7
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i will be taking down an edible and 2-3 buzzballz on election night and will be in bed no later than 8 pm. whatever world i wake up to on wednesday……it is what it is……
— 2Karious Donell Johnson (@shayxonline) November 4, 2024
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Election map but it's JD Vance after seeing a couch. pic.twitter.com/RqzwGU5GMN
— Kat Aurora 🇻🇪🇦🇷 (@Katauroraaa) October 31, 2024
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The map of the US tomorrow pic.twitter.com/nVsz4EodlR
— Lisa Vanderbump (@confideinm3) November 4, 2024
WireImage Video/Getty Images / Via Twitter: @confideinm3
Wishing luck to us all tomorrow!!! And remember, if you haven't voted, get out there!!!
You can register to vote on Election Day in the following states: AK, CA, CO, CT, HI, ID, IL, IA, ME, MD, MI, MN, MT, NV, NH, NM, RI, UT, VM, VA, WA, WI, WY, + Washington, D.C.
— Rachel Janfaza (@racheljanfaza) November 4, 2024
