Forgive Me, I'm Still Laughing At The 17 Funniest Signs Of The Week

If you're trying to maintain your sanity leading up to the 2024 US election, take a minute to enjoy the funniest signs of the week, courtesy of r/funnysigns:

1."Love this!"

Sign in a park reads: "Be careful when you follow the masses, sometimes the M is silent!"

2."DOES IT COUNT AS A SIGN?"

Stack of books with handwritten text: "These books are here for an essential structural purpose. They are not for sale."

3."Accidents 📉 0%."

Sign on a utility pole reads, "Accidents are prohibited on this road."

4."'Fart' means 'speed' in Sweden."

A street sign displays "MAX FART 5" with a circled number 5, humorously resembling a speed limit sign

5."Can I get the chips without the chips?"

Menu listing fish and chips, various pies, burgers, and cheese, with pricing options for meals with or without chips

6."Can you 'beelieve' this?"

Sign warning humorously about bees outside; advises avoiding going outside

7."Understandable, and fair."

Sign stating: "If you are grouchy, irritable, or just plain mean, there will be a $10 charge for putting up with you."

8."HE LOOKS SO HAPPY."

Sign warns that the shoes are home to Jabba the toad. Toad visible in shoe

9."Missing: half of poster!"

Torn poster on pole missing half of text; it humorously says "MISSING Half of Poster" and requests contact if found

10."High School realities."

Graffiti on a wall with two messages: "You look beautiful" with a heart, and a response below saying, "This is not Tumblr, we need this mirror."

11."Yeah, management!"

Two signs on an elevator wall: one limits elevator use to five people, and the other suggests fixing an additional elevator to avoid congestion

12."Plot twist."

A marquee sign on a building displays the humorous message: "For once I'd just like to spiral into control."

13."Pizza may be the answer, but beer is the whole PhD."

A chalkboard sign humorously reads: "Pizza alone won't fill the emptiness of your soul. You'll also need beer."

14."Funny sign at factory canteen."

Sign warning: Music may cause joy, happiness, energy, and fun. "PLAY AT YOUR OWN RISK!"

15."Does this count?"

Warning sign about 24-hour video surveillance and a request to refrain from defecating on the stairs

16."We shouldn't risk it..."

Chalkboard sign for cafe "Mela" reads: Inside: great food, awesome coffee, friendly people. Outside: I dunno... raptors probably... I wouldn't risk it

17."Ring a bell?"

Sign reads: "Mall Maintenance Shop. We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door. The bell doesn't work.)"

Don't miss last week's funniest signs:

17 Signs From The Past Week That Made Me Laugh So Hard, I Blacked Out For A Second And Saw The Other Side