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No one is as obnoxiously well-behaved as a child whose sibling is getting yelled at.— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) July 27, 2020
My email signature today is "A TEETHING, SCREAMING BABY IS ON MY LAP AND I TRULY DON'T KNOW HOW I'M DOING THIS, Bess Kalb"— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) July 27, 2020
My oldest just called the Big Dipper the Giant Scooper and I'm never correcting him.— A Bearer Of Dad News ✊🏾 (@HomeWithPeanut) July 28, 2020
buying desks and supplies to prepare for home schooling my kids while working full time this fall therefore I also bought ice cream and booze— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) July 25, 2020
Me: Can't chat now my love, I have a meeting.— Emily Dreyfuss (@EmilyDreyfuss) July 29, 2020
4yo: OK can I just tell you one quick thing? Does water last forever? And did you know that not all kangaroos carry their babies in their pouches? And what happens to me if you and Daddy die before I'm a grown up?
You gon send your kid to school with the Paw Patrol mask and he gon come home with a Spider Man mask because he made a trade at lunch. Whole school gon be shut down the next day.— Sprite 🐭 (@sodamom23) July 28, 2020
Husband took all the kids out so I had the house to myself for the first time in over 4 months and I made good of this time by eating snacks and staring at the wall followed by more snack-eating and wall-staring— MumInBits (@MumInBits) July 27, 2020
It takes an entire village’s whiskey to raise a child— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) July 30, 2020
Her: did you have a relaxing vacation?— Celeste Yvonne (@andwhatamom) July 26, 2020
Me: What part of family camping trip do you not understand?
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