24 Tweets That Sent My Gut To Another Dimension After Laughing So Hard
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Spiders watching everyone decorate their houses with fake cobwebs for Halloween after knocking down their webs all year pic.twitter.com/FFq7FOiO2R
— ICHIBAN BABY (@DemiCaruso) October 30, 2024
Reaction Memes / Twitter: @DemiCaruso
2.
My teen daughter just asked to approve her plans for a date (on a Thursday night):-4pm dinner at Bob Evans -Antiquing after-park for pickleball-home by 9.My daughter seems to be 70 years old.
— MrsRuvi (@MrsRuvi) October 24, 2024
3.
i should get a check for my taste in men. this has to be a disability.
— jynx (@jynxbby) October 24, 2024
4.
“We don’t have anymore ‘I VOTED’ stickers”ME, AN ADULT: pic.twitter.com/pPaEafntH5
— The Nostalgia Queen (@Snow_Blacck) October 24, 2024
Reaction Memes / Twitter: @Snow_Blacck
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thought this was mike wazowski LMAOOO https://t.co/PZQ2Vvqp9D
— jay ✰ (@jayythewave) October 24, 2024
6.
How your email finds me: pic.twitter.com/tuQiwXPuhV
— Hannah Al-Othman (@HannahAlOthman) October 24, 2024
7.
Halloween’s got real competition this year because what’s scarier than real life right now?
— Sylvia (@SylviaObell) October 29, 2024
8.
on da cob, we all corn
— optimusprime (@earth_to_annaa) October 29, 2024
9.
Currently pic.twitter.com/5g8fLn2BlU
— ☔ (@Whotfismick) October 19, 2024
Reaction Memes / Twitter: @Whotfismick
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My twins just started solids and I’m already so tired of lying to them about how they’re doing a “good job!”. They are terrible at it. The worst. Like who even raised them????
— Gabby Sidibe (@GabbySidibe) October 29, 2024
11.
me when i say something in the gc and no one responds pic.twitter.com/G2yYPnDD0n
— tabitha (@cinedruig) October 27, 2024
HBO / Twitter: @cinedruig
12.
“Are u okay?” No it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes
— Pastor Kyle. (@itsqail) October 27, 2024
13.
when they hang up and your music start playing again pic.twitter.com/Ct3tDzvSpn
— splenda daddy (@wanyaaay) October 21, 2024
Zeus / Twitter: @wanyaaay
14.
inside out if it was filmed inside my headpic.twitter.com/iCwRrynBmM
— Pain Depression & Anxiety (@ILLUMINUSNUMB_) October 26, 2024
Showtime / Twitter: @ILLUMINUSNUMB_
15.
i love when i get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here
— miss all sunday 🍉 (@thecraftylefty_) October 24, 2024
16.
TikTok has turned into QVC.
— The King of Reads (@TheKingofReads) October 19, 2024
17.
Having a random hobby as an adult is actually hilarious. You’ll be having a day delivered directly from hell but then gotta suck it up to get to tap class by 6:30pm.
— KAYA NOVA (@thekayanova) October 24, 2024
18.
If you want to know what a man’s groupchat is like, our mate has been in hospital with his mrs expecting a baby, has been replying to us to say he’ll be home tonight to play on PlayStation, and it took us asking if the baby was born for him to say, oh yeah at 1am this morning
— Alby (@AlbzSFC) October 22, 2024
19.
Mariah Carey at exactly 12:00 AM on November 1st pic.twitter.com/5eyveEPsUy
— faith (@faiththegemini) October 23, 2024
VH1 / Twitter: @faiththegemini
20.
the Toddler Stage is NOT for the weak😩😮💨 all they do is walk around with a beer belly say NO 😭😭
— 𝖘𝖆𝖚𝖈𝖊 ⚡️. (@greedobaby) October 22, 2024
21.
— 🫖. (@officedundies) October 20, 2024
NBC / Twitter: @officedundies
22.
I could never be a 911 operator. Whenever someone would call I’d be like OMG
— Natalie (@jbfan911) October 20, 2024
23.
You want me to go apple picking? The original sin???
— Cody Wimmer (@Cody_Wimmer) October 19, 2024
24.
Someone filmed bats upside down and it looks like a goth nightclub pic.twitter.com/QiPKvkB6rO
— Interesting As Fuck (@interesting_aIl) October 19, 2024
Reaction Memes / Twitter: @interesting_aIl
How would you describe your October? Let me know in the comments!
