Holiday-bound parents leave blunt instructions to children

[These parents certainly have a ‘unique’ sense of humour/Twitter]

The parents of Katie and Robbie Ewart did not mince their words when they left their children a four-page instructional note before heading out on holidays.

The elder Ewarts, from Chryston, Lanarkshire, UK, didn’t attempt to sugarcoat things for their children, commanding them to behave nicely, because “let’s face it yous are a**holes.”

“I know you both like to try and outdo each other in the ‘who can f*** up the most’ category, so don’t feel the need to express yourselves when I’m gone. Bad things happen,” reads the note, which was pinned on the family’s fridge.

In a full-page letter addressed to Katie, they plead that they don’t want “another letter from the council re: anti-social behaviour or a visit from Police Scotland’s finest.”

They also remind her that she’s “the responsible one (hard to believe). Look after Robbie because let’s face it, the boy’s half daft and can barely tie his shoelaces. Life can be difficult for him.”

In the note dedicated to their son, the cheeky parents remind him that he has a job to attend every day (they add the days of the week, Mon – Fri, in brackets just in case) and instruct him to inform his “squad” that their log cabin is not a “drug den or a 24 hour bar”.