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Internet wonders how a giraffe would wear a tie

Three giraffes wrestle using their necks in the Maasai Mara, Kenya. (Rex Shutterstock)
Three giraffes wrestle using their necks in the Maasai Mara, Kenya. (Rex Shutterstock)

The Internet has collectively pondered several important topics: Is the dress gold and white or blue and black? Would dog wear pants that cover all four legs or just the hind ones? And now, we sit with our head in our hands to ponder the latest great mystery: how would a giraffe wear a tie?

The question first appeared on Twitter, where New York comedian Jeremy Hammond asked (on behalf of a friend, apparently) if giraffes would wear ties on the top of their necks or on the bottom.

And it didn’t take long for legions of opinionated followers to voice their point of view.

Many answers were inconclusive and less straightforward:

Unfortunately, the giraffe community has yet to comment.