The city’s Fox affiliate was lucky to find the world’s foremost scaffolding expert on the scene:
— Michael P (@MP_Trey) November 21, 2017
Wait a second, isn’t that … yeah, that’s Golden State Warriors guard and NBA All-Star Klay Thompson, who apparently studies scaffolding on the regular. “I usually observe if the piping and stuff is new,” he said. “Sometimes, you know, if something looks like it’s been there a while, I try to kind of avoid that.”
You hear that, kids? If “the piping and stuff” looks new, it’s safe to walk through. If “something looks like it’s been there a while,” don’t end up in the scaffolding pile. Words to live by from Klay Thompson.
This brought back fond memories of China Klay, a seemingly alternate timeline Thompson who will eat smoking hot food, airball 3-pointers, lose in armwrestling, spectacularly miss dunks and dance like nobody’s watching. So, this revelation of Thompson’s scaffolding knowledge makes you wonder:
China Klay & America Klay are now the same person? https://t.co/bV9TcpIxqX
— Michael Lee (@MrMichaelLee) November 21, 2017
Credit New York’s Fox affiliate for acknowledging Thompson’s profession as “NBA player.” The same can’t be said of Houston’s Fox station, which stopped former NFL MVP Adrian Peterson on the street to ask him about how to stay safe during a road rage incident and described him only as “Driver.”
I like to imagine this is how the conversation between the news reporter and Thompson went down:
Reporter: “Thank you for your astute analysis of scaffolding. Can I get your name?”
Thompson: “Klay Thompson.”
Reporter: “And what’s your profession, Mr. Thompson? Scaffolding inspector, perhaps?”
Thompson: “NBA player.”
Reporter: “Are you sure you’re not some sort of scaffolding structural engineer, Mr. Thompson?”
Thompson: “You can call me American Klay.”
Thompson then made his way to Barclays Center, steering clear of the piping and stuff that’s been there a while, and put on his NBA player suit to score 23 points in a 118-111 win over the Brooklyn Nets.
Long live Klay Thompson, NBA player, scaffolding observer, man on the street, legend.
– – – – – – –