I Found The 21 Most Hilarious Pet Tweets On The Internet, And You Need To See Them For Your Health
The presidential election has me ready to break out in hives. So before we start this stressful week, let's cuddle up to the one thing that will never change — the audacity of pets.
No teef pic.twitter.com/f0ELgHFVbP
— smol silly cat (@Catsillyness) October 31, 2024
Instagram: @catsillies / Via instagram.com
Here are the 21 funniest pet tweets on the internet to calm our nerves:
1.
Me trying to get food out of my dog’s mouth during a walk pic.twitter.com/zShVBYH0tQ
— Nick Parco (@nick_parco) October 30, 2024
FOX / Via Twitter: @nick_parco
2.
"I'm the alpha," I whisper to myself as I put my dog's poop in a bag and carry it around.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) October 31, 2024
3.
My dog peed on the Trump sign in my neighbors yard today 😅
— LBG (@bsscreen) October 27, 2024
4.
Giving my pet raccoon a phone was a mistake... pic.twitter.com/2IMHI38cMx
— Why you should have a Raccoon (@ShouldHaveRacc) October 27, 2024
5.
You may not stay at my house. You drank all my vanilla and I don’t know if my dog fucks with you.
— QTCinderella (@qtcinderella) October 28, 2024
6.
My dog is growling at nothing in the corner of the room so I guess this is the part where we sell the house.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) October 27, 2024
7.
Me when my cat is trying to eat a piece of plastic pic.twitter.com/VuyqUwst9j
— Tom Hackimer (@HackAttackimer) October 30, 2024
FOX / Via Twitter: @HackAttackimer
8.
I was laughing and my dog thought I was hyperventilating and got me my emergency inhaler. pic.twitter.com/VrKnyZ5arM
— The Dalbo Dog (@Dalbodog) October 31, 2024
Reddit: u/ohnorosa / Via reddit.com
9.
Happy Halloween 🎃🍬👻🦇🍭 pic.twitter.com/ghCSlt2EGa
— smol silly cat (@Catsillyness) October 31, 2024
Instagram: @daily_rad_cats / Via instagram.com
10.
refusing to turn on the heater in my house because it forces my cat to sleep next to me all night.
— Josh Sawyer (@jesawyer) November 1, 2024
11.
I’m a reverse Grinch. I absolutely adore Christmas but the rest of the year I live alone with my pet and only talk to the townspeople when absolutely necessary.
— Tori Fletcher (@hellotorifletch) October 29, 2024
12.
— out of context dogs (@contextdogs) October 31, 2024
Reddit: u/mayaxs / Via reddit.com
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No teef pic.twitter.com/f0ELgHFVbP
— smol silly cat (@Catsillyness) October 31, 2024
Instagram: @catsillies / Via instagram.com
14.
giving my cat body dysmorphia pic.twitter.com/ZWHifeyxTC
— goblin (@freegoblinpics) October 29, 2024
15.
— out of context dogs (@contextdogs) October 31, 2024
16.
My dog watching me leave for work #BBUK pic.twitter.com/vPxkE7PwG0
— Alex (@alexr_241) October 30, 2024
ITV2 / Via Twitter: @alexr_241
17.
post your halloween cats!!!! pic.twitter.com/XjqLiwtVTM
— cats being weird little guys 👅 (@weirdlilguys) October 31, 2024
Tumblr: inkberry / Via inkberrry.tumblr.com
18.
this is literally my life. sometimes i do interviews over the phone and i have to preface that if my cat wakes up, she might start screaming at me. not in a cute way but in an abusive, demanding way. https://t.co/QP0vQVaveY
— derek guy (@dieworkwear) October 30, 2024
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— Punch Cat (@PunchingCat) October 31, 2024
Reddit: u/iloveyeezus32 / Via Twitter: @PunchingCat
20.
I blasted the song “Jump Around” while cooking dinner and now there’s 4 broken windows and there’s Sloppy Joe all over the ceiling and my cat is halfway to Canada
— Tony P. (@Tbone7219) October 29, 2024
21.
Hey…hey…hey…make yourself useful real quick pic.twitter.com/DekQUMR9hP
— Posts Of Cats (@PostsOfCats) October 31, 2024
Reddit: u/Pazluz / Via reddit.com
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