Mike Pence's Comments About Not Dining with Other Women Are the Perfect Twitter Bait
Vice President Mike Pence will not dine alone with any woman other than his wife Karen, out of respect for his spouse, a recent profile in The Washington Post revealed. He won't attend any events where alcohol is served without her, either. (This is the same man who allegedly refers to his wife as "mother.")
While the outlandish news would leave many speechless, Twitter had a lot to say about it. Read through the best reactions below.
I also refuse to dine alone with any woman who is not Mike Pence's wife.
- Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) March 30, 2017
This is a really long-winded way for Mike Pence to reject my dinner invitation
- Mary Kobayashi (@MaryKoCo) March 30, 2017
Found a flower that Pence would be comfortable dining alone with. pic.twitter.com/7cNRhsCcYv
- OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) March 30, 2017
"Mr. Pence-While you're in Berlin, Ms. Merkel needs to meet with you privately regarding an imminent nuclear threat!"
"Sorry. No can do."
- (((TheFaust))) (@FaustMN) March 30, 2017
businesswoman: ok almost done, let's close this deal over dinner
mike pence: ehhhh
bw: what?
mp: ghnnnmmm
bw: ??
mp: I need my wife!!!
- Jordan Uhl (@JordanUhl) March 30, 2017
If Mike Pence's wife leaves his side, even for just a second, his penis might fly out like a Nerf dart & embed itself in the nearest vagina.
- Ariel Dumas (@ArielDumas) March 30, 2017
what if "the resistance" is just surrounding mike pence with women until he loses his mind
- Steve Kandell (@SteveKandell) March 29, 2017
It's ok, Mike Pence. No one wants to be alone with you either.
- Kashana (@kashanacauley) March 30, 2017
People: Don't judge Mike Pence's marriage!!!!!
Mike Pence: *literally spends career working to meddle in other people's marriages*
- jen miller (@jenerallyspeaks) March 30, 2017
Mike Pence, an adult who is grown,
Cannot sit with women alone.
However, he can
Stand by an old man
Whose fondness for groping is known.
- Limericking (@Limericking) March 29, 2017
When you saw only one set of footprints,
It was then that Mike Pence had run away from a single lady.
- LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) March 30, 2017
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