The 28 Funniest Wholesome Dad Jokes About Tim Walz, Like It's Becoming A Meme
Well, the presidential race has, YET AGAIN, completely changed in the past 24 hours with Kamala Harris announcing Tim Walz as her VP pick.
People on X are pointing out how much "dad energy" Walz has, and the jokes are very funny.
This is why Tim Walz is the guy. Our next Vice President needs to bring this kind of dorky Dad energy to the ticket https://t.co/plrh823oTS
— Zoe 🩷💜💙 (@zmcadler) August 4, 2024
Here are some of my favorites:
1.
Tim Walz points the stud finder at himself and says “well, looks like it’s working” before putting up a shelf.
— Phillip (@MajorPhilebrity) August 7, 2024
2.
every dad makes this face when he’s about to rip off a banger https://t.co/6bcEcqTkGh pic.twitter.com/rLyBEw2GdE
— one dozen rats at a keyboard (@PanasonicDX4500) August 6, 2024
3.
I just know Tim Walz could teach me how to drive stick shift without making me cry once
— Carrie Courogen (@carriecourogen) August 7, 2024
4.
My real concern with @GovTimWalz is that he seems like the kinda guy if you leave your car unlocked in the summer, he's going to leave you 6 zucchinis on your front seat.
— AC Shilton (@ACShilton) August 6, 2024
5.
Walz is doing all the midwest dad classics including:"I gotta tell ya""that's not what middle America is!""mind your own damn business"
— Rohita Kadambi (@RohitaKadambi) August 6, 2024
6.
Tim Walz definitely bringing green bean casserole to the convention
— Gabriel Bosslet (@gbosslet) August 6, 2024
7.
Walz has the vibes of a man who makes short, helpful videos on how to fix garbage disposals in his spare time.
— Richy Craven (@RichyCraven) August 6, 2024
8.
Got a feeling the @Tim_Walz is the kind of guy who can smell rain in the air well before it rains.
— James D. (@jdavidson1) August 6, 2024
9.
no one: not a soul: tim walz on a car trip when he hears the chex mix bag open in the backseat: 🫴
— ℜ𝔞𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔩 𝔈𝔩𝔦𝔷𝔞𝔟𝔢𝔱𝔥 ༻♡︎༺ (@hotghouldiaries) August 7, 2024
10.
Tim Walz 1000% says “what’s the damage?” when the waiter hands him the check
— Sophie Ross (@SophRossss) August 7, 2024
11.
Who is @GovTimWalz? Tim Walz is the sort of guy that stops by your table at Culver’s asking if you’d like a free frozen custard because he accidentally ordered two.
— Flickertail Times (@flickertailtime) August 6, 2024
12.
tim walz definitely is the kind of guy to say “looks like we beat the rush” when the line behind him gets long
— existential dread barbie (@natmypresident) August 7, 2024
13.
@Tim_Walz seems like the type of guy who has a favorite ladder in his garage. Moreover, he’d let you borrow it. 👍🏻
— LizzleMac (@Lizzle_McNizzle) August 5, 2024
14.
Tim Walz would take his family to Disney World and have a dole whip for breakfast everyday. #HarrisWalz
— JM (@joemessin) August 7, 2024
15.
Tim Walz shoveled your driveway because he was "already outside" and you seemed cozy.#TimWalzCares#Whitedudesforharris
— Aaron Weiner (@Aaron1520) August 6, 2024
16.
Tim Walz is the type of guy that wakes up early to make breakfast for everyone when guests are staying at the house.#HarrisWalz2024 🇺🇸
— Dan 🇺🇸 (@hstarshot) August 7, 2024
17.
wait are we gonna win all 50 states now https://t.co/mOgEpG7poG
— BenDavid Grabinski (@bdgrabinski) August 6, 2024
18.
tim walz the type of guy to eat every bit of food on his plate and when the server asks how the food was he says “we hated it!!! haha jk”
— amanda silberling (@asilbwrites) August 6, 2024
19.
#TimWalzIsTheGuy who always tells you to “watch for deer” and “call us when you get home” before you depart his house.
— Dad Nauseam (@kk_waters) August 6, 2024
20.
Tim Walz takes stray shopping carts and puts them back in the shopping cart corral.#TimWalzCares#WhiteDudes4Harris
— Bob Clendenin (@DoctorTomG) August 6, 2024
21.
Tim Walz is the kind of dad to give his son "the talk" and say "Son, you're around the age where you might start having 'urges' for the girls in your class... -or boys! Nothing wrong with that! Hahaha"
— Slumzog J GoyimExploder (mRNA) (@slumzog) August 7, 2024
22.
He looks like the theater teacher that would let me eat lunch in his classroom because I had no one to sit with in the cafeteria https://t.co/yxIQXieSTb
— chris evans (@notcapnamerica) August 7, 2024
23.
It only took 40 minutes of learning about who Walz is to change my Dad's mind lol pic.twitter.com/23qSmWrC2z
— Elise Joshi (@EliseJoshi) August 6, 2024
24.
biggest criticism of Tim Walz is he’s making me realize how bad my dad is
— Zach Zimmerman (@zzdoublezz) August 6, 2024
25.
I really cannot overstate the big dad energy of walz. pic.twitter.com/ySMlZG8iOA
— karl (sad trombone noise enthusiast) (@brainnotonyet) August 6, 2024
26.
Tim Walz is the dad an entire generation wish they had instead of the one they lost to Fox News.
— CQ (@coketweet) August 6, 2024
27.
When Walz hits JD Vance with a “son, lemme tell you something about life” He’ll disintegrate
— The Jay Agenda (@JayJurden) August 6, 2024
28. And lastly:
If you want to signal midwestern dad solidarity with Tim Walz, open your garage door just half way for absolutely no reason today
— Patrick Daugherty (@RotoPat) August 6, 2024
