Celebrity Style Snafus

We expect expectant mothers to wear billowing ensembles that allow their baby bumps to breathe, but this beige balloon -- unsuccessfully sported by Kim Kardashian -- could easily accommodate her entire reality TV tribe. (3/26/2013)

British model/actress/hot mess Katie Price channeled her inner My Little Pony upon arriving at the launch of her equestrian-inspired fashion line on Tuesday in this gaudy minotaur monstrosity. Hopefully consumers will join us in saying nay/neigh to her latest eyesore-inducing endeavor. (3/26/2013)

Truth be told, this may be the first time Oscar winner and Dior-wearer Marion Cotillard ("La Vie en Rose") has ever disappointed us in something from the famed fashion house. The mullet-like hemline is hideous ... as is the actress' haircut. Not even a sleek updo and metallic sandals could salvage this mess of a dress. (3/26/2013)

Jennifer Lopez's accessories -- striped pumps and a gold clutch courtesy of Christian Louboutin -- looked fab, but there was something a bit drab about the Maria Lucia Hohan piece she donned at Saturday's Celebrity Fight Night XIX in Phoenix, Arizona. Not only did the halterneck dress look as though the former Fly Girl was wearing a strapless frock over an exposed black bra, the nude hue completely washed her out. The voluminous tulle skirt also seemed slightly immature for the 43-year-old mother of two. (3/23/2013)

He may have been partying at a casual event in Miami, but "Wild Ones" rapper Flo Rida should have opted for any pair of pants other than white linen capris. What was he thinking?! (3/25/2013)

Reality TV star Adrienne Maloof is having a rough March. First, Bravo fires her from "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" (she claims she left on her own accord). Then, she and her much younger boy toy Sean Stewart break up. Finally, she wears this trashy lingerie to Perez Hilton's 35th birthday/pajama party. And Ms. Maloof still has a few days left to embarrass herself this month! (3/23/2013)

Meanwhile, "Real Housewives of New Jersey" cast member Melissa Gorga was spotted hawking sweets and signing autographs at one of Las Vegas' Sugar Factory locations in this tasteless cutout dress and unflattering, hoof-like sandals. Cousin Teresa would not consider this outfit "fabulicious," and neither do we. (3/23/2013)

Presenting Ashley Tisdale in yet another short and shiny dress fit for a figure skater. When will the "High School Musical" alum realize that Sasha Cohen's crystal-encrusted hand-me-downs belong on the ice ... not on the carpet? (3/23/2013)