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Prince George’s Obsession with the Police Is Only Getting Stronger

There are many enticing and dynamic royal-family “plotlines” in action at the moment—Kate Middleton will be giving birth soon, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle will be getting married, controversy brews as Camilla and Charles prepare to eventually take over the crown. But right up there with the rest of ‘em is the ongoing saga involving . . . Prince George’s obsession with the police.

You’ll remember that back in December, Prince William handed a handwritten list to a Finnish Santa Claus on behalf of his 4-year-old son, in which George listed just one item he wanted for Christmas: a police car. And then on Tuesday, William and Harry attended a reception at Kensington Palace honoring those who work in Scotland Yard, and William confirmed that—rest assured—months later, George is still just as infatuated.

Police commissioner Jayne Richardson told William that there are more officers needed in the district, joking, “We are recruiting, actually, so if George and Charlotte are keen?”

William responded, “[George] is obsessed, actually, by the police . . . cars, toys, everything.”

Where is this George and the police story line going to take us? Will we ever get to see a Halloween portrait of George dressed as a small policeman? Will Markle, in an effort to ingratiate herself to her soon-to-be nephew, let him wear some sort of police badge for his duties in her wedding? What does Princess Charlotte make of all of this? Is she obsessed with police cars? We will all, as ever, have to stay tuned.

A Fond Farewell to Prince Harry, Third Wheel

We begin with a shot from the royal wedding in 2011, when Harry—solo, gleeful—rode to the ceremony with some of the young members of the wedding party. (Keep this photo in mind as we progress through our journey!)

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We begin with a shot from the royal wedding in 2011, when Harry—solo, gleeful—rode to the ceremony with some of the young members of the wedding party. (Keep this photo in mind as we progress through our journey!)
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One umbrella for him and one for, uh . . . both of them.

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One umbrella for him and one for, uh . . . both of them.
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“How stupendous.”
“Truly, Catherine. It’s stunning.”
“Guys, can you—do you mind if—?”

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“How stupendous.” “Truly, Catherine. It’s stunning.” “Guys, can you—do you mind if—?”
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This should really be the cover of some kind of Historic Third Wheels coffee-table book.

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This should really be the cover of some kind of Historic Third Wheels coffee-table book.
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“Harry, it’s like you’re our son or something!”
“Thanks, Kate.”
“Do a spell, Harry! C’mon”
“A spell, Will? Do I—? . . . . Fine.”

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“Harry, it’s like you’re our son or something!” “Thanks, Kate.” “Do a spell, Harry! C’mon” “A spell, Will? Do I—? . . . . Fine.
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A Few Steps Behind is what we feel like this portrait would be called if it were up in a gallery somewhere.

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A Few Steps Behind is what we feel like this portrait would be called if it were up in a gallery somewhere.
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It almost looks like his face was Photoshopped onto this one, doesn’t it?!

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It almost looks like his face was Photoshopped onto this one, doesn’t it?!
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“Up when they’re down; down when they’re up” is the title of the Tumblr post we imagine Harry wrote after this event.
“Up when they’re down; down when they’re up” is the title of the Tumblr post we imagine Harry wrote after this event.
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A rare fifth-wheel moment here!

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A rare fifth-wheel moment here!
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“Guys, I want to meet Paddington Bear, too! . . . Guys?”

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“Guys, I want to meet Paddington Bear, too! . . . Guys?”
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“Kate, do you mind moving your umbrella?” a photographer shout-whispers, “You’re blocking Harry.” Kate turns around: “Oh goodness, didn’t even realize!”

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“Kate, do you mind moving your umbrella?” a photographer shout-whispers, “You’re blocking Harry.” Kate turns around: “Oh goodness, didn’t even realize!”
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Harry’s expression here seems to say, “I see what you’re going for here, photographer. Very amusing.”

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Harry’s expression here seems to say, “I see what you’re going for here, photographer. Very amusing.”
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This is super sweet; we have nothing pithy to say about it!

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This is super sweet; we have nothing pithy to say about it!
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Someone get the red-haired prince a cool little red air horn thing!!!!!!!

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Someone get the red-haired prince a cool little red air horn thing!!!!!!!
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Remember that first picture of Harry in the carriage with the bridesmaids at Kate and William’s wedding?? Well soon he will be getting married himself and these third-wheel pictures we’ve been looking at will (with a few exceptions here and there, probably!) be a thing of the past!