Stephen Colbert Dongs Trump Over 'Crazy' Part Of His Weird Penis Story

“The Late Show” host Stephen Colbert found “a lot of crazy to unpack” in Donald Trump’s wild and lengthy ramble about the size of golf legend Arnold Palmer’s penis.

“Arnold Palmer was all man,” Trump declared over the weekend, adding:

And I say that in all due respect to women, and I love women, but this guy, this guy, this is a guy that was all man. This man was strong and tough. And I refuse to say it but when he took showers with the other pros they came out of there they said, ‘Oh, my God, that’s unbelievable.’ I had to say it.

Colbert said he can’t get over the idea that golf pros take group showers.

“It’s an individual sport. It’s not a team! Do you really think that Arnold Palmer, at the height of his career, was soaping it up down at the Y?” Colbert said. “If you go to a golf tournament and someone says, ‘Hey, let’s all take a big shower together,’ get the hell out of there. That guy doesn’t work there, OK? You’re about to play what we call a water hazard.”

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