It's Still Too Early To Call The Election, But People Are Tweeting Some Very Funny Predictions
Welp, it's finally election night, and soon we should know the results of an election that's been painfully close for what feels like 100 years. Even prominent pollsters like Nate Silver of 538 still say it's likely a toss-up race:
But people on Twitter aren't letting things like "facts" and "not having the votes counted yet" stop them from making their own predictions. Here are some of the funniest ones:
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— inspector ratchet (@_hood_mona_lisa) November 5, 2024
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oof it is NOT looking good for Biden
— slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) November 5, 2024
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whoever wins gets custody of joe biden
— LJ 🦧 (@crotchner2) November 5, 2024
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A map of the US presidential election results if you are viewing it as a dog pic.twitter.com/hs6vuDDJnu
— rudy betrayed (@rudy_betrayed) November 4, 2024
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My prediction is that Harris will win bc her base is women and that Trump will lose bc his base is shitty guys. I don’t think the shitty guys are going to show up. My expertise was formed trying to get shitty guys to show up.
— Kate Willett (@katewillett) November 5, 2024
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At this point I think its down to Kamala or Trump
— alana (@AlanaCuturilo) November 6, 2024
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My final prediction: pic.twitter.com/OzLqQxmUBm
— Rob DenBleyker (@RobDenBleyker) November 5, 2024
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getting my prediction in pic.twitter.com/sQsyfGBMV9
— Alex Press (@alexnpress) November 4, 2024
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This is what the electoral map would look like if Harris won Pennsylvania and also you were on a moderate dose of mushrooms pic.twitter.com/w6YqDr5v0a
— Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) November 5, 2024
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my election prediction is that someone will win the election. we might even have another election within a few years, which is very soon
— onion person (@CantEverDie) November 5, 2024
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Incredible: AI can predict the winner of the 2024 election. Looks like there will be a few surprises; for example, there's a good chance that Iowa will win Texas. pic.twitter.com/8ga9WM5qY3
— Daniel Litt (@littmath) November 4, 2024
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i ran 80,000 simulations and all your fits are trash
— derek guy (@dieworkwear) November 6, 2024
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British exit polls: This is the exact breakdown of how many seats each party will win.US exit polls: 36% of voters don't like pineapple on pizza.
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) November 5, 2024
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Something to watch for tonight is who gets to 270 Electoral votes first, that will be a big sign about who will be President/Vice President.
— Reese Gorman (@reesejgorman) November 5, 2024
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kamala only needs 270 to win and from what I'm seeing wayyyy more than 270 people have voted so far so we should be good
— laura not lauren (@mslauramac) November 5, 2024
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what if the vote counting was kept a secret and we had the previous president walk out with an envelope and read the winner’s name like an awards showthat feels very american to me idk
— payton mitchell (@paytmitch) November 5, 2024
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We ran 80,000 simulations, and you spelled 'definitely' wrong in 71,052 of them.
— Merriam-Webster (@MerriamWebster) November 5, 2024
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