You Never Need an Excuse to Buy Another Great Jacket

Jackets, jackets, jackets. All I see are jackets. I go to bed in the evening thinking about jackets. I wake up in the morning thinking about jackets. Solid jackets. Striped jackets. Patterned jackets. Printed Jackets. So many types of jackets. And if you, too, have jackets on the mind, I've got exactly what you need: more jackets!

See, the thing about the jacket is that you never have to justify buying another. Sure, you'll tell yourself this is "the last one you'll ever need," but c'mon—we've both been here before. Don't insult my intelligence. You think I don't have a closet full of near-identical jackets hanging side by side, each one the last I was ever going to need? This isn't my first rodeo, junior. It's only a matter of time before the jacket calls out to you (whispering sweet nothings in your ear about finally making your wardrobe "feel complete") and sucks you in once again.

Well, folks, 'tis the season. If you—like me—simply can't get enough of the damn things, fall is the time to embrace the style with gusto. And if you simply can't decide which one to cop, here's a novel proposition for you: cop 'em all. Restraint is overrated. Especially when it comes to jackets.

Just when you thought you were out, the jacket pulls you back in! (Seriously. Someone please send help. I think I have a problem.)