Taylor Swift Dropped the Video for “Lavender Haze” and “Can Joe Alwyn Fight” Is Once Again Trending

Taylor Swift dropped the music video for “Lavender Haze” at midnight (when else?!), and naturally, Swifties have been very busy reading into literally everything. Truly, you could spend all day finding Easter eggs in this video, but one pretty big one? She paid tribute to Joe Alwyn:

And while we’re here, it looks like Speak Now (Taylor’s Version) is coming:

But back to Joe Alwyn, who is once again trending due to Swifties asking the age-old question “Can Joe Alwyn fight?” which, naturally, gets asked every time Taylor shows up in public:

Or in this case, whenever she looks incredible in a music video.

“Can Joe Alwyn fight” has actually become such a thing that now it’s getting meme-d:

Joe Alwyn, wherever you are, keeping you in our thoughts and prayers! Anyway, here’s the “Lavender Haze” music video and the full lyrics (courtesy of Genius) to sing along with.

Meet me at midnight
Staring at the ceiling with you
Oh, you don’t ever say too much
And you don’t really read into
My melancholia
I been under scrutiny (yeah, oh, yeah)
You handle it beautifully (yeah, oh, yeah)
All this shit is new to me (yeah, oh, yeah)
I feel the lavender haze creeping up on me
Surreal
I’m damned if I do give a damn what people say
No deal
The 1950s shit they want from me
I just wanna stay in that lavender haze
All they keep asking me (all they keep asking me)
Is if I’m gonna be your bride
The only kinda girl they see (only kinda girl they see)
Is a one-night or a wife
I find it dizzying (yeah, oh, yeah)
They’re bringing up my history (yeah, oh, yeah)
But you weren’t even listening (yeah, oh, yeah)
I feel the lavender haze creeping up on me
Surreal
I’m damned if I do give a damn what people say
No deal
The 1950s shit they want from me
I just wanna stay in that lavender haze
That lavender haze
Talk your talk and go viral
I just need this love spiral
Get it off your chest
Get it off my desk (get it off my desk)
Talk your talk and go viral
I just need this love spiral
Get it off your chest
Get it off my desk
I feel (I feel) the lavender haze creeping up on me
Surreal
I’m damned if I do give a damn what people say
No deal (no deal)
The 1950s shit they want from me
I just wanna stay in that lavender haze
Get it off your chest
Get it off my desk
That lavender haze
I just wanna stay
I just wanna stay in that lavender haze

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