My Head Is Seriously Going To Explode After Looking At These 35 Painfully Awkward Things People Thought They Could Sell On The Internet

If you're like me, you spend a whole lot of time perusing Facebook Marketplace just seeing what the world has to offer. Now, often what the world has to offer ranges from extremely cool to extremely likely to make you stare out the window and let out a deep, conflicted sigh. Here are some of the weirdest things people have seen while shopping online:

1.A bunch of loose dogs in a bucket:

A large plastic bin filled with many uncooked hotdogs. Listing reads: "112 uncooked hotdogs, $34. Message: Hello, is this still available?"

2.A mirror that's... seen some things:

Mirror for sale, showing a reflection of bare legs. Price: £20. Description: Used but in good condition
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3.A doll that's TOTALLY not haunted:

A doll with curly hair and a white dress on a table. An online listing shows the price as $30, with options to message or send an offer
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4.Just a pic of Chris:

Framed photo of a man in a suit with an open-collared shirt; text below shows a price reduction from $75 to $50
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5.A totally not haunted chair:

Online listing for a green rocking, swivel chair priced at $5, with options to save, share, or message the seller

6.Beautiful art:

Hand-drawn portraits labeled as Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus in an 11x14 frame, advertised for $60, reduced from $65

7.The perfect vehicle for cruising around town:

A go-kart designed to look like a coffin with wheels, displayed on a lawn. Price listed as $2,200

8.A grape squashed by a tiny-footed man:

Squashed grape on the floor with caption: "Grape that has been stepped on by size 8 men’s croc. $999."

9.Pre-seasoned shoes:

Well-worn gym shoes for sale, $40. Description mentions heavy wear, odor, and added gel insole for comfort
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10.A cornucopia of toilet paper tubes:

A box filled with 160 empty toilet paper tubes is listed for sale at $55
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11.A device from the year 3030:

A remote control held together with a thick layer of hot glue, advertised for repair services; includes a humorous message about the repair cost

12.The ultimate in avian insults:

Duck sculpture styled as a hand gesture, $15, Jacksonville, FL

13.The perfect pile to pull a Scrooge McDuck into:

Large pile of carrots on a field, priced at $40

14.A dumb chair:

Listing for a chair with a humorous description, priced at $50. The chair has a cushion and a metal base

15.A rare signature:

Baseball with text "UR mom" written on it, listed for $5. Send message option available

16.A comically large fake BM:

Five large, realistic fake turds are displayed on a countertop with a price tag of $5, described as "comically large fake turds."

17.The U:

Large "U" signage from Subway restaurant, priced at $50

18.A gently used guitar:

Broken Fender guitar with smashed body and detached neck listed for $20, needing strings and tuning

19.A precise measurement of leaves:

Pile of leaves against a fence with a message asking if they're still available. Price listed as $99

20.The cutest mask Disney has to offer:

Handmade mask resembling Mickey Mouse, priced at $1,000

21.Just some casual airplane seats:

Three blue airplane seats with tray tables down; listed for sale at $350

22.The Holy Grail:

Large triangular chip with seasoning, listed as "Perfect Dorito" for $7, on a gray background. Message box says, "Hi, is this available?"

23.The sticker to trick everyone into thinking you did your civic duty:

"I Voted" sticker with an American flag for sale, priced at $10
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24.A vintage Jair:

Office chair with jeans creatively used as upholstery, priced at $30, displayed in a room in Boston, MA
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25.Conan O'Brien's likeness:

Life-size statue resembling a tall man with red hair, holding a large comb and scissors, wearing a green shirt and blue pants. Price tag: $895
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26.All the Click you'd ever need:

31 copies of the DVD "Click" are stacked on the floor. A message to the seller reads: "Hi, is this available?" Price listed is $200
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27.A very expensive nest:

Hornet nest for sale at $160, displayed on a concrete driveway
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28.A suspicious tomato:

Hand holding a tomato with an unusual growth, listed for $6,900,000, reduced from $9,480,000 on a marketplace app. Message option visible
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29.An alien getting lifted:

Alien statue holding a pipe and wearing a hat with a bag, standing by a door. Listed for £720, previously £800. In stock with door pick-up option
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30.Gifts from outer space:

Blurry image of a rock described as a "meteorite from space" listed for $1,500 on a sales platform. A red object is placed on top of the rock
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31.A swarm:

Close-up of a large bee swarm hanging from a tree branch amidst green leaves, with the word "swarm" and "Free" text below

32.A thicc curd:

Cheese curd shaped oddly, listed for $10,000 with humorous description, "Thicc Leg Lookin Ahh Cheesecurd," located in Minneapolis, MN

33.The thing that ended a relationship:

Stained glass artwork of a clown with a red nose, wearing a hat. The description humorously notes, "Wife won’t let me keep him."
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34.The fastest chair this side of the mighty Mississipp:

Motorized recliner with steering handle and footrest in garage setting, sold for $150. Needs carburetor and gas tank maintenance
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35.And THESE HANDS:

Clenched fist on display with "CA$15 Those hands" caption, emphasizing the hand's texture and form
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