Advertisement

The ultimate post-holiday quarantine concierge service which even covers looking after your pony

The company will even look after your horses - Getty Images
The company will even look after your horses - Getty Images

Scooting off on holiday by private jet might make you feel like Elton John but it’s pretty hard to continue the vibe when you’re back home eating cereal in your knickers at 4pm during a 14-day quarantine.

Which is why I’m surprised a new quarantine concierge service being offered by Air Charter Service hasn’t been thought of sooner. This leading global private jet charter has just launched The Ultimate Quarantine Concierge Experience, designed to help you navigate your way through quarantine, should the country you’re returning from pop up on the red list.

While the new service is completely tailored to the individual, there is a basic list of suggested treats you could enjoy for the £5,000 fee. And I’d be up for almost all of them.

Perhaps the most vital thing it offers is a food shop delivery from your favourite place, twice during quarantine, which sounds brilliant, although I’m not convinced the hatch in the back door of our local pub, which is currently dispensing the most delicious Korean chicken burgers, counts as a food shop.

private jet quarantine
private jet quarantine

Another is quarantini cocktails delivered each Friday of your confinement, although I’m ashamed to say we have already been getting our hit throughout lockdown from a local guy with a gin distillery in his back garden (‘our usual, please,’ I text sheepishly.).

Other services include your favourite newspaper (The Telegraph, obviously) delivered daily, access to Netflix or Amazon Prime, six sessions with a personal trainer on Zoom, your holiday wardrobe washed and ironed, one case of Whispering Angel rosé and luxuriously cosy nightwear from The White Company. Sign me up.

But I won’t be availing of ‘three newly published books’ as I started Middlemarch in lockdown but can’t seem to stay awake for long enough to read more than three pages each night, so it will take me 57 years to finish it; nor ‘daily dog walking or horse care’, as I have neither. Perhaps I should borrow a pony so as not to feel short changed.

For more information on the service go to aircharterservice.com/private-charter/private-jet-charter

Sign up for the Telegraph Luxury newsletter  for your weekly dose of exquisite taste and expert opinion.