John Cena To Replace Fred Flintstone?

Broken News Daily
January 8, 2013

"Wilma must be happy!" might be your first thought when you hear that John Cena would be replacing Fred Flintstone. I mean, what animated lady from the 60's wouldn't want to trade in their Ralph Kramden rip-off of a husband for a 19-time WWE champion? But as it turns out, Cena's just doing a guest run on the front of Fruity Pebbles cereal boxes. It's a shame really. Wilma deserves a champion.