Witness Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom Awkwardly Pretending to Ignore Each Other

​Nice try, you two…​

Katy: "Play it cool, Katy, play it cool. Pretend he's not even there. You don't even notice him sitting looking all inquisitive and interested and adorable."

Orlando: "Heeey..."

Katy: "NOPE, NOPE, don't even see you in my PERIPHERAL vision!"

Katy: "Let me just text Orlando instead."

Orlando: "Don't look back, don't look back, don't look back..."

*buzz*

Orlando: "Look how cool we're playing it. We're definitely not attracting any attention."

Katy: "This is miserable."

Katy: "Fuck it."

The next day, on Katy's Instagram: "we cannes't"