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"If I were the next Prime Minister" runner-up: "I would...provide every household with a Skidoo"

ASPEN, CO - JANUARY 27: Justin Hoyer kicks out as he sours across a jump during the Snowmobile Freestyle elimination rounds at Winter X Games 15 on Buttermilk Mountain on January 27, 2011 in Aspen, Colorado. Hoyer went on to finish second in the finals. (Photo by Doug Pensinger/Getty Images)

If I were the next Prime Minister, I would provide every household with a Skidoo, and a pair of skates, and provide lessons for both everyday.

Every house would have a pet beaver and a loon. We would all report to the head honcho, Gary Bettman, our world leader.

The only thing that would ever be on Television would be Vancouver 2010 recaps and Hockey Night in Canada would be EVERYDAY.

We would all work at jobs that revolve around our great country. Also, we would only eat elk, maple syrup and poutine everyday.

The provinces' names would also have to have \eh\" in them somewhere. The teachers would solely have to teach about Canadian greats.

- Marissa Scott