Drunk man sings Seal’s ‘Kiss from a Rose’ to his cat

"I was drunk. Please don't sue me."

Any YouTube video with the above description is destined for viral infamy.

A drunk man stumbled home and serenaded his cat with Seal's "Kiss from a Rose." No other explanation is needed for the video below, although YouTube uploader Bradweiser still tries to summarize the events captured on camera:

"I'll break down to you exactly what happened, a play-by-play account. I came home, unbelievably intoxicated, I mean beyond drunk. I couldn't even, let's say, upload a video to Youtube. Then I walked upstairs and spotted in the hallway a video camera atop a tripod, pointed toward the floor. I had no choice. The only viable move was for me to start singing Kiss From a Rose to my cat, who I am very clearly abusing physically. That's the basic gist of it, hope I managed to clear things up a bit," the (hopefully) no-longer-drunk man wrote.

Warning: Bradweiser's rendition of Seal's mega-hit, while not as sexy as the original, is just as catchy — and will likely get stuck in your head for days. Listen at your risk.

Huffington Post Canada reminds us: "There's a long history of people drunkenly singing. It's called karaoke."