60 People Who Straight Up Had A Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way Worse Month Than You
If you just had a terrible, no good, awful month, just remember....
1.The person who was kind enough to share their croissant with a friend:
2.The person whose car interior is now squeaky clean:
3.The person whose pool is about to be empty really soon:
4.The person who is going to see white paint in their nightmares for the rest of their life:
5.The person who allllllmost got the job:
6.The person who loves their barber very much, I'm sure:
7.The person who got a special delivery from a bird at work:
8.The person whose pizza apparently encountered a supermassive black hole:
9.The person who will now get SUPER nutrition:
10.The person who almost got consumed by an escalator:
11.The person who might have to shove their head in the toilet bowl Home Alone 2 style:
12.The person who will have a very long time to sit and think about what they've done until high tide:
13.The person who was kind enough to share their grilled onions with their dog:
14.The person who's going to have some delicious spoon, just like ma used to make:
15.The person who had a few friends show up to watch the game:
16.The person who gave their car a nice impromptu interior wash:
17.The person who, but for one fleeting moment, felt rich:
18.The person who will spend the rest of their days organizing that drawer:
19.The person who got some delicious, dry bread:
20.The person who must often get mistaken for a rabbit:
21.The person whose iced tea is an absolute farce:
22.The person who's going to be sneezin' 'til the cows come home:
23.The person who might want to consider some alternative nail colors:
24.The person who experienced a fate worse than death:
25.The person who got a very special filling inside their chocolate:
26.The person who was kind enough to share their wrap with a neighboring fly:
27.The person who would be burned at the stake 500 years ago for this demonry:
28.The person who just discovered a new species:
29.Ol' Shrinky Bacon:
30.The person whose tastebuds have tasted things... terrible things:
31.The person who will not be engaging in a Ratatouille situation anytime soon:
32.The person who taught us all a valuable lesson today:
33.The person who cannot be trusted around a coffee-maker:
34.The person who had an Italian disaster:
35.The person with the best seat in the house:
36.The person whose hoop dream became a nightmare:
37.The person whose condiments went skydiving:
38.The person whose home will forever stink a very tuna-y stank:
39.The person who miiiight have answered this question incorrectly:
40.The person who loves their cat very much, I'm sure:
41.The person who had their guitar opened up a bit:
42.The person who remote is enjoying some good eats:
43.The person whose sink went Mount Vesuvius mode:
44.The person who hates summer more than anything else in the world:
45.The person who's driving a brand new Beans-san Altima:
46.The person who apparently cooked their dang sweet potato in the fires of Mount Doom:
47.The person who found a pipeline to the old Eagle Butte Mine at the bottom of their coffee:
48.The Green Man:
49.The person who shall be forever trapped behind this truck:
50.The person who loves their cats very much, I'm sure:
51.The person with a brand new, beautiful skylight in their bathroom:
52.The person who will now spend eternity cleaning up little balls:
53.The person who was kind enough to let their delivery driver get the first bite:
54.The person who lived everyone's worst nightmare:
55.The person who must have seriously wronged their welder:
56.The person who was about to give a bug the ride of a lifetime:
57.The person who just got a mouthful of goosh:
58.The person who was sabotaged by a slug:
59.The person who learned a valuable lesson about drills and hair:
60.And the person who is trying to turn lemons into lemonade:
Woof.
