Get a Load of Victoria Beckham's Dirty Dogs

Victoria Beckham, with David and Naomi Campbell, at her party on Sept. 22. (Instagram)

Victoria Beckham, queen of all things posh and fabulous, needs a day off.

Between running a fashion empire, raising her four adorable mini mes, and being Mrs. David Beckham, she’s overdue for a good spa pedicure. Just look at her feet!

A photo Victoria posted from her party showed her dirty dogs. (Instagram)

On Tuesday night, the designer threw a bash to celebrate the first anniversary of her flagship store on London’s Dover Street. As expected, it was an all-around magnificent event with star power (David, Naomi Campbell, and others), custom cocktails (“The Victoria,” a mix of lemon, sherry, red currant syrup, and Haig Club Whisky), and enough white balloons to make a sequel of Up.

Team Victoria went big on the balloons. (Instagram)

In one photo, Victoria is rolling around on the floor playing with the balloons — a position more footloose than we’re used to seeing our favorite non-smiler. But with one foot kicked up in the air, we can see the bottom and it’s absolutely caked with dirt.

Here’s a closer look at her sole. (Instagram)

“So much fun last night!” Victoria, who rarely has a hair out of place, captioned the photo, clearly not giving a fig what we think about her sole.

We can only guess that the former Spice Girl got tired of doing this while working the room and talking to her guests and ended up ditching her shoes altogether.

(Instagram)

If there’s one takeaway from all this, it’s that we really love this version of Posh. A Posh who’s kicking off her shoes and rolling around on the floor at parties is the kind of Posh we’d like to see more of. A second? Dirty soles don’t mean a thing when you’re going home with David Beckham. You’re still winning.