The past few weeks haven't been kind to Jeremy Owens.
The 23-year-old Pennsylvania man has found himself in trouble with the law once again, this time for a series of incidents beginning with a Wal-Mart meltdown that allegedly saw him flash his breast implants at another customer and declare himself the "best whore in town."
From there, the Times-Tribune reports that Owens was forcibly ejected from the Lackawanna County store and boarded a municipal bus.
That's when the real trouble began.
The article notes that Owens disrupted bus operations by preventing other passengers from getting on board and making it difficult for the driver to keep on route.
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Police yanked him from the vehicle and placed the suspect in a squad car, where Owens started bashing his own head against the partition between the front and back seats.
An officer who tried to control the situation reportedly got a swift kick in the chest for his efforts, while he and his partner were allegedly sprayed with blood and saliva by their out-of-control charge.
Once four officers managed to subdue him and get him to a hospital, Owens was charged with a laundry list of crimes including aggravated assault, disorderly conduct, defiant trespass, resisting arrest, terroristic threats, and indecent exposure.
The charges follow previous brush-ups with police, which according to The Smoking Gun include an incident in March that saw Owens accused of spitting at two fellow customers in a donut shop.
This is not the first time a case of indecent exposure has spiraled into more serious charges.
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The Associated Press reports that a Virginia man collared for allegedly airing his goods in public over the summer is now a wanted man after police say he set off a series of pipe bombs at the homes of two investigating officers and his ex-girlfriend.
He's considered armed, dangerous... and potentially naked.