Tinder date ends with jilted cheapskate telling woman to pay him back $5 for coffee

You just never know what kind of person you’ll be running into after ‘swiping right’ on Tinder.

Dating blogger Lauren Crouch recently went on a Tinder date last week which lasted all of 30 minutes at a local coffee shop. The date, unfortunately, didn’t produce the sparks Crouch was looking for in a partner, and she politely declined his offer for another meeting at the man’s home for dinner.

The exchange was mostly tame, typical dating banter, which Crouch handled as well as she could have without hurting the poor guy’s feelings.

She took three hours to respond to his first text, which should’ve been a big enough indicator that she’s just not into him.

Crouch is quick to respond the second time, and again tries to spare his feelings, but then man began to take the whole situation a bit too personally.

“Can you pay me back for your coffee? I don’t like wasting money. Prefer to use it on a date with someone else.”

Needless to say, Crouch did not take this well, and in all her wit, blasted the guy the next morning.

The man responded rather bluntly, still obviously sour about the whole thing.

“Yes you do decide yourself what to do with your money, and last night you decided to spend it on a coffee,” posted Crouch on her blog, “I don’t come with a money back guarantee. Dates aren’t commodities.”