Ellen Makes Fake Promotional Video for Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Estate

Ellen DeGeneres put together a fake commercial for Donald Trump’s now infamous Palm Beach estate, Mar-a-Lago. The commercial points out all the new amenities that are offered at the club that weren’t available before Trump’s presidency. Now it may be a private resort, but these new amenities could prove to be a draw for everyone from blue-collar workers to titans of industry to your run-of-the-mill Russian spy.

These new amenities, according to DeGeneres, include breathtaking views of classified government documents; world-renowned cuisine just a table away from a confidential national security meeting; and imported chocolate on your pillow right next to loose papers filled with America’s nuclear codes.

DeGeneres’s new slogan for the private club reads, “Mar A Lago: Where luxury meets top-secret government information.”

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