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My oldest wanted a juice box, so I told him to go pick one out. He came back with a bottle of apple cider vinegar, thinking it was apple juice.— A Bearer Of Dad News ✊🏾 (@HomeWithPeanut) September 22, 2020
So my question is how horrible of a parent am I that I just went along with it?
I love that when I’m telling my kids to stop fighting, I say “I’m not in the mood,” like if they tried me on a different day I might be cool with their bullshit.— Arianna Bradford (@TheNYAMProject) September 21, 2020
“Wow. I’ve never seen someone get so much yogurt on their neck.”— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) September 21, 2020
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My daughter says she’s not mad at me but she did just hug her dad and tell him, “I love you more than anyone” without breaking eye contact with me.— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) September 19, 2020
“Have kids,” they said.
“I’m scared. I can’t see the bottom of this.”— Wendy Molyneux (@WendyMolyneux) September 21, 2020
— my four year old today, regarding why he didn’t want to eat some fruit cobbler
I told my son we couldn’t afford something and he asked why I didn’t have more money, and I wanted to be like, “You, dude. You are entirely the reason I don’t have more money.”— The Dad (@thedad) September 19, 2020
I just wanna be naked and eat chocolate— Not Another Pinterest Mom (@snarkymomtobe) September 19, 2020
Inspirational words from my 2 yr old in these difficult times
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