Vote: What is the right way to cut toast?

Toast seems like a pretty non-divisive issue, right?

Well, you’re wrong.

It turns out people have very strong feelings about how to cut their toast.

Earlier this week, a viral tweet about the proper way to cut toast prompted a firestorm of debate. Should it be done diagonally, horizontally, or vertically?


Many people seemed to prefer No. 1, which is diagonally, but there was at least one person who thought, for whatever reason, this was appropriate:


So, please help us solve this debate once and for all: How should toast be cut – diagonally, horizontally, vertically… or another way? Should toast even be cut? Do you hate toast?

Let us know by voting in the poll above.