Sorry, But I'm Still Laughing At The 21 Funniest Tweets By Women This Week
We're officially halfway through June and IDK if you've noticed, but apparently Twitter likes are now private. Not sure how to feel, tbh...
[youth pastor voice] do you know who sees all your Twitter likes?
— Stone Cold Jane Austen (@AbbyHiggs) June 12, 2024
At least we can still enjoy the funniest tweets by women every single week! Make sure you follow these funny ladies on Twitter (or X, etc.):
1.
i need to eat a BLT at the beach with a side of cool ranch doritos and an icy cold coca cola, medically
— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) June 13, 2024
2.
Decluttering is great because the room you're working on looks perfect and all the other rooms get extra piles of junk thrown in them
— Hannah Posts (@HannahPosted) June 9, 2024
3.
If you have kids under the age of 6 and fun plans this summer, DO NOT tell them about the fun plans until you are literally arriving at the plans. Pulling up to the gate.
— sarah (@sarahradz_) June 12, 2024
4.
maybe finding a career i’m passionate about isn’t for me. maybe having a little crush is what I was made for idk!
— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) June 12, 2024
5.
"i'd die for you" "i'd kill for you" okay but would you drink water and eat a healthy meal for me? would you be well rested for me?
— Laplace's Demon Core (@girlmadeofwires) June 13, 2024
6.
Dude, yelling at the cashier won't make your dad listen to you in 1985
— Natalie Would (@_NatalieWould) June 11, 2024
7.
My personal style could best be described as, "I wasn't expecting to leave the house."
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) June 10, 2024
8.
Hang on, I have to find just the right show to put on, to completely ignore while I screw around on my phone.
— Bird Eckler (@Birdeckler) June 11, 2024
9.
Hey babe, are you adobe reader because you are not responding
— meghan (@deloisivete) June 12, 2024
10.
People I went to high school with are really out here getting engaged/married/on baby #2 or 3 & I’m over just here eating my first meal of the day at 6pm.
— ☼PeruvianChickkk☼ (@peruvianchickkk) June 11, 2024
11.
my cousin just got his PhD and nobody will hire him because he’s overqualified so he has to move back home……..everything is fake and nothing is real
— Sav (@savannahelisse) June 11, 2024
12.
I wish movie studios would take lessons from Hit Man and Challengers: audiences do not want prequels, sequels, or remakes they want a good script where hot people do LITTLE GOOFS and KISS
— Julia Claire (@ohJuliatweets) June 11, 2024
13.
local bands be like “big things coming soon!!” and it’s allegations
— lorna shawty (@lornashawty) June 11, 2024
14.
shazam but for random noises outside
— erica (@ericanextdooor) June 11, 2024
15.
nurse drawing my blood yelled "we have a fainter" like really loud before anything happened which bothered me but then i did faint so it was like okay nevermind fair
— Cass (@_casscore) June 10, 2024
16.
Had straight guy over for sex and in the middle of water break he looks at me and goes “you’re actually pretty hot”
— Liv (@Liv_Agar) June 12, 2024
17.
hey by the way the thing that's been bothering you for six months will suddenly feel okay on a random tuesday afternoon i promise
— Nona Uppal (@nona_uppal) June 11, 2024
18.
watching satc for the first time pic.twitter.com/ni16wwAfFX
— jessica (@enchantedjess13) June 11, 2024
19.
I'm having a rough Friday today because I keep realising it's only Wednesday
— Lionella 🥀 (@x_zaich) June 12, 2024
20.
hey wanna grab a drink tonight? yeah at the bar where they charge $18 for a cocktail? and then we can get two drinks and spend $36 each?
— Isabella (@lev__glebovich) June 11, 2024
21.
watched a tiktok about how servers in paris are asking american tourists to leave 20% tips and OH HO HO how les tables have fucking turned
— brecht apologist (@madisontayt_) June 13, 2024
Don't miss the funniest tweets by women last week:
19 Tweets By Women This Week That Are Certified Fresh And Certified Hilarious
