Is it raining or sprinkling? Kids' weather debate is the cutest ever

Kids fight over the darndest things.

The little boy’s mother told him it was sprinkling.

The little girl’s mother told her it was raining.

And because moms are never wrong, the two just can’t agree to disagree.

In the cutest “fight” video we’ve ever seen, the two youngsters at Room To Bloom Children’s Centre in Harrison, Arkansas, refuse to back down from their positions.

At one point, the boy, named Ty, uses the best line we’ve heard in a while: “You’re pretty and you’re not real. I’m real.”

A third toddler appears to try to mediate the still-polite but escalating argument, but can’t still the “raining” girl from poking Ty to emphasize her point.

"You poked my heart," Ty tells her, growing quiet.

If you want to end an argument, go for the heart.

The adorable fight was captured on camera by Ty’s mother, Tara Willmott, who uploaded the video to Facebook. The video has now been viewed over 2 million times.

At least these kids are defending their parents, not arguing with them.

When he’s caught trying to sneak a cupcake, 3-year-old Mateo has his defence strategy in place: talk to his mom like he’s her peer.

"But, Linda, honey…"

And this little girl won’t fall for her dad’s interrogation style.