Your Maturity Level Will Decrease To Zero Trying To Figure Out What These 17 Images Are
Today I learned there is a Reddit thread for literally everything, including this one where people upload photos of things that look exactly like poop but are not. I had to see them, and now so do you. The real question is: Can you figure out what the images actually are? Give it a go...
1.This is not two poops in a diaper with mysterious white goo:
They are seeds sprouting from dates.
2.This dinner was not served with a side of pretzel-twisted poo:
It is just a pretzel, according to Reddit.
3.This is not a turd in a jar with weed:
u/groovesolventless.com / reddit.com
(It is a hash temple ball.)
4.This is not softened feces:
It is sausage that fell on the floor.
5.This is not a dry turd being served alongside scrambled eggs:
It is just chocolate pudding apparently.
6.This is not a disgusting bin of unhealthy defecation:
It is day-old avocado.
7.These are not containers filled with poop:
The original poster said it is "chicken cordon bleu gone wrong"... whatever that means.
8.This is not turds and crackers:
It is just unappetizing sausage.
9.This is not a plate of poop poppers:
It is cobbler with a cherry topping.
10.This is not a circle of long, weird feces:
It is ground chicken and someone was making jerky sticks.
11.These are not turds — and I guarantee you'll never guess what they are:
They are cottage cheese covered with raisins and chocolate and coconut shavings.
12.This is not poop goo to-go:
It is an ovomaltine croissant.
13.This is not poo on a rainbow rug:
It is just a dog chew.
14.This is not some weird "poopberry":
It is a mulberry.
15.And this is not some weird log turd over rice:
It is just a ground beef skewer kabob.
16.This is not a poop-topped donut:
It is just really unappetizing frosting.
17.And, finally, this is clearly obviously not an actual operating rectum that poop comes out of:
It is just a protein cake that looks like one.
Now go on; that's enough of these types of shenanigans for today. I am so sorry I've subjected you to this.
