Quotes of the Week: The Boys, Evil, House of the Dragon, Tonys and More
Time to celebrate the official start of summer with a hot, new Quotes of the Week compilation!
Per usual, we’ve gathered TV’s most memorable sound bites from the past seven days in the list below, including over a dozen scripted and unscripted moments from this week’s shows.
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This time around, we’ve got bon mots and zingers from the 77th Tony Awards, Presumed Innocent, All American and Evil. Plus, you’ll find an homage to Drag Race on Days of Our Lives, a Bridgerton reference from Late Night With Seth Meyers, and a CSI: Vegas shoutout from The Boys.
Also featured in this week’s roundup: House of the Dragon, Hotel Cocaine, Pretty Little Liars: Summer School, Criminal Minds: Evolution and more.
Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves! (With contributions from Vlada Gelman, Rebecca Iannucci, Charlie Mason, Matt Webb Mitovich, Dave Nemetz, Kimberly Roots and Andy Swift)
77TH ANNUAL TONY AWARDS
“People, stop texting me. Jesus.”
In an attempt to read her acceptance speech from her phone, newly minted Featured Actress in a Musical winner Kecia Lewis is promptly flooded with ill-timed congratulatory messages
LAST WEEK TONIGHT WITH JOHN OLIVER
“I know it sounds like a sexy CW sci-fi drama starring Ashanti, Chad Michael Murray and Turtle from Entourage, but incredibly it’s even worse than that.”
Oliver launches into a deep dive on Project 2025, the conservative Presidential Transition Project
PRESUMED INNOCENT
“You think this is funny?”
“Why would I waste funny on someone with no sense of humor?”
Tommy (Peter Sarsgaard) finds Rigo (Nana Mensah) guilty of giving flip answers
MILF MANOR
“It wasn’t my proudest moment, having my butt in a hole.”
Anthony isn’t a fan of the latest challenge that had the men poking their butts through a hole in a wall for the ladies to identify
DAYS OF OUR LIVES
“At the risk of sounding trite, you have to begin by loving yourself. That comes before anybody loves you or you love anybody else.”
“Did you get that from RuPaul?”
Marlena (Deidre Hall) dispenses advice that sounds familiar to Leo (Greg Rikaart) — and all of us Drag Race fans
DAYS OF OUR LIVES (Bonus Quote!)
“You remind me of a friend who moved away recently.”
“Classic beauty, was she?”
“Inside and out. Though she had a better accent. And better hair. Same attitude, though.”
Hearing Greg Rikaart and Emily O’Brien bantering after all this time makes us miss the dynamic Leo had with Gwen
ALL AMERICAN
“I feel like Cinderella!”
“Guess that makes me Prince Charming.”
“No. Pumpkin.”
Spencer (Daniel Ezra) is quick to remind younger brother Dillon (Jalyn Hall) that their mother is the only one allowed to radiate main character energy
THE BOYS
“Yeah, your ad buys during CSI: Las Vegas are definitely winning over the left-the-tv-on-’cause-they’re-dead demo.”
Annie (Erin Moriarty) isn’t impressed with Robert Singer’s PR
EVIL
“Is she OK?”
“Oh yeah. It happens all the time. You spend all day biting your tongue, holding back what you really think — it comes out somehow.”
Flight attendant Shannon (Adrianna Mitchell) reassures David (Mike Colter) that the unnerving, mid-slumber screams coming from her napping co-worker are nothing to worry about
HOUSE OF THE DRAGON
“Fly with me. It is a command.”
“Would that you were the king.”
Rhaenys (Eve Best) doesn’t mind reminding Daemon (Matt Smith) that he holds no real authority at Dragonstone (or anywhere)
HOTEL COCAINE
“Oh my God, you’re such a good writer! But yes, I am an embarrassment.”
Burton (Mark Feuerstein) can’t help but marvel at Hunter S. Thompson’s prose, even when it’s being used to demean him
PRETTY LITTLE LIARS: SUMMER SCHOOL
“We have history!”
“Yeah, criminal history.”
No offense to Noa (Maia Reficco), but it’s about time one of the Liars questioned her relationship with Jen, and we’re not surprised that Faran (Zaria) was the one bold enough to do it
CRIMINAL MINDS: EVOLUTION
“Why is it so hot?”
“The electromagnetic radiation! Prolonged exposure can make you sterile!”
Garcia (Kirsten Vangsness) cools things off by stuffing Tyler (Ryan-James Hatanaka) into the server room
LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS
“Yes, the Romneys had a dancing horse named Rafalca, and it lost at the Olympics to the Brits. Because of course it did. Look at the official uniform of this sport. No sport has ever been more British. When you win the gold medal, they tell you the true identity of Lady Whistledown!”
DOCTOR WHO
“What was all the Egyptian stuff?”
“Cultural appropriation.”
Archival video of the Doctor’s previous clash with the God of Death has not aged well
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