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Quotes of the Week: The Morning Show, All Rise, Billions, Ahsoka and More

Quotes of the Week: The Morning Show, All Rise, Billions, Ahsoka and More
Quotes of the Week: The Morning Show, All Rise, Billions, Ahsoka and More

Sunday again? Already?! Well, looks like it’s time to showcase our favorite Quotes of the Week once more.

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In the list below, we’ve gathered nearly 20 of TV’s most memorable sound bites from the past seven days, including moments both scripted and unscripted from broadcast, cable and streaming series.

This time around, we’ve got some censored advice from MasterChef‘s four-letter-word-loving Gordon Ramsay, Sai De Silva’s delicious description of her dream vacation on The Real Housewives of New York City, an important step in wedding planning for All Rise‘s Amy and Mark, and a glimpse of Anakin Skywalker’s Dark Side on Ahsoka.

Also featured in this week’s roundup: double doses of Only Murders in the Building, Harley Quinn, Big Brother and The Morning Show (grade the Season 3 premiere!).

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

THE CHI

THE CHI
THE CHI

“Y’all friends with any of your exes?”

“I married mine.”

“Well, one of mine is dead, the other is a murderer. So, no.”

Dre (Miriam A. Hyman), Jada (Yolonda Ross) and Tracy (Tai Davis) discuss their varying amounts of success in love and its aftermath

ALL RISE

ALL RISE
ALL RISE

“Let’s set up our wedding registry.”

“Air fryer. I need to know what the hype is about.”

Amy (Lindsey Gort) and Mark (Wilson Bethel) start to make plans for their future/kitchen

THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY

THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY
THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY

“I have known Angie since Mr. Carter’s math class in 10th grade. She had what I thought was naturally curly hair. Turns out it was a perm, so yeah, I have trust issues.”

For the record, Heather Gay is right not to trust Angie — just not for this reason

ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING

ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING
ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING

“Ferris Bueller may take a day off, but Matthew Broderick? Matthew Broderick does not.”

So much for taking some time to “stop and look around

ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING (Bonus Quote!)

ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING (Bonus Quote!)
ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING (Bonus Quote!)

“You’re still here? It’s over. Go home.”

Charles (Steve Martin) channels Bueller when showing Broderick the door

THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS

THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS
THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS

“I’m just going to be a positive influence in your life. A force of love.”

“Mom, before you aspire to this superhero status, maybe just start small. Like, don’t do any more damage.”

“You’re angry, and I understand that you’re angry, and that’s OK, because it means that you care.”

“It means that I’m angry.”

“It could mean that, too.”

After faking her death and wrecking her daughter’s marriage, Phyllis (Michelle Stafford) has a ways to go before Summer (Allison Lanier) forgives or forgets

PHYSICAL

PHYSICAL
PHYSICAL

“Pottery! Lesbians!”

“Yes! [beat] What?”

“We’re brainstorming! There are no bad ideas!”

An overenthusiastic Greta (Dierdre Friel) has some left-of-center suggestions for expanding her and Sheila’s (Rose Byrne) burgeoning fitness studio

HARLEY QUINN

HARLEY QUINN
HARLEY QUINN

“How’d you like me to hook jumper cables up to your ‘nads?!”

“Jumper cables? You’ve seen too many s—ty A24 horror movies.”

“Killer’s block” keeps Harley (voiced by Kaley Cuoco) from simply offing the Joker (Alan Tudyk)

HARLEY QUINN (Bonus Quote!)

HARLEY QUINN (Bonus Quote!)
HARLEY QUINN (Bonus Quote!)

“I get better workouts digesting dairy.”

Harley and Ivy prove to be no match for Super LexMan (voiced by Giancarlo Esposito)

WATCH WHAT HAPPENS LIVE WITH ANDY COHEN

WATCH WHAT HAPPENS LIVE WITH ANDY COHEN
WATCH WHAT HAPPENS LIVE WITH ANDY COHEN

“Look at baby Cardi!”

“Oh my gosh! The nose job has made such a difference.”

Forget that Cardi B already has a history in reality TV, she deserves to join the Real Housewives based on this response alone

BILLIONS

BILLIONS
BILLIONS

“It’s his firm. His money, his guidelines. Why would he cede that kind of control to you?”

“Because he asked us to take the rudder.”

“How many times have you seen The Hunt for Red October?”

“I don’t watch Alec —”

“— Yeah, and Connery had that interview.”

“OK, I hear you, but let’s not with that right now. I asked rhetorically. I’m sure you both know lines by heart.”

Wendy (Maggie Siff) gets exasperated when Taylor (Asia Kate Dillon) and Phillip (Toney Goins) don’t just roll with her pop culture example as to why Mike Prince hasn’t given them the shot-calling power they desire

THE WALKING DEAD: DARYL DIXON

THE WALKING DEAD: DARYL DIXON
THE WALKING DEAD: DARYL DIXON

“He drew this.”

“Yeah, he should stick to math.”

Laurent’s sketch of Daryl (Norman Reedus) fails to help Sister Isabelle (Clémence Poésy) convince him that he’s the “messenger”

BIG BROTHER

BIG BROTHER
BIG BROTHER

“I actually get to hang out with him, right?”

A confused Matt Klotz thinks he won a hangout sesh with Buddy Games host Josh Duhamel, when he actually received a punishment from the Humiliverse

BIG BROTHER (Bonus Quote!)

BIG BROTHER (Bonus Quote!)
BIG BROTHER (Bonus Quote!)

“Oh, no. I’ll be seeing you soon, pig.”

New evictee Izzy — still wearing her Piggy Pals get-up — refuses a goodbye hug from Head of Household Cameron and warns him he’ll be next out the door

MASTERCHEF

MASTERCHEF
MASTERCHEF

“When you pass the buck, we’re f—ked.”

Gordon Ramsay coins another bleeped saying

THE MORNING SHOW

THE MORNING SHOW
THE MORNING SHOW

“All right. The Gs can be a little intense, but it’s only for the first couple of minutes.”

“Ah, this is nothing. I used to fly Spirit Airlines.”

Cory (Billy Crudup) takes Paul’s (Jon Hamm) advice about the rocket launch in stride

THE MORNING SHOW (Bonus Quote!)

THE MORNING SHOW (Bonus Quote!)
THE MORNING SHOW (Bonus Quote!)

“Suspend her, fire her. I don’t care. Isn’t the point of having a d—k that you get to throw it around?”

“You’re thinking of a Frisbee.”

Cybil (Holland Taylor) and Cory (Billy Crudup) discuss how best to punish Alex for her insubordination in Texas

THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK CITY

THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK CITY
THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK CITY

“My dream vacation is: food, some water time, food, relax a little bit, then a snack, and then we just go to dinner.”

Sai De Silva thinks with her stomach, and we love that about her

AHSOKA

AHSOKA
AHSOKA

“You lack conviction.”

Anakin (Hayden Christensen), tapping into his Dark Side while delivering one final test to his onetime Padawan Ahsoka

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