Twitter Flooded With Jokes After Trump & Biden's First Prez Debate

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September 30, 2020 at 2:15 a.m.·1 min read

The first debate of the US Presidential elections between Joe Biden and Donald Trump got Twitter reacting and poking fun at the two candidates. As the two came together for a face-off, Twitter couldn't help but notice the "schoolyard" jibes the two exchanged.

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Was This Supposed to be "Entertainment" Though?

“Why did I encourage my children to watch that?,” asked @nookak. “I should have let them do something more cognitively enriching and less verbally abusive like play Minecraft or watch TikTok videos.”

Is That Two Septuagenarian Talking?

Anyone?

Mute Them, Says Twitter

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